Pinkytail: Firestar?
Firestar: Why am I dating you?
Pinkytail: You remind me of spoons.
Firestar: Okay.
Pinkytail: I'm ordering a vole.
Firestar: Me too.
Pinkytail: I'm going to read.
Firestar: Okay, I'll read too.
Cloudfall: This is boring! It's working to well. BRING IN SANDSTORM!
Sandstorm: *slams open door*
Firestar: *jumps up* *hides*
Sandstorm: WHY ARE YOU DATING MY MATE???
Pinkytail: Uh.... LOOK! A DIVERSION!
Sandstorm: YOU BROKE THE WARRIOR CODE! TWICE! AND YOU STOLE MY MAN! AND CALLED HIM A SPOON!
Hollyleaf: NOOOO THE CODE! *dies*
Sandstorm: *gets cannon*
Pinkytail: *cringes*
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Waffles: I ❤ dem. (Warrior Cats Spoofs) OLD!
Fanfic(Warning: This is old. My current spoof book, Waffle Cats, is more experienced and less cringey. I recommend reading that instead) Anyway, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WARRIORS! This is a magical place of tacos, candy floss, stupid fights, bad grammar...
