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This is just Jefferson and Hamilton being enemies.

(Isn't the pic above just beautiful?)

Modern

Again, something that happened to me in real life. I'm just gonna do this when I get writers block-

ROLES

Alex=Me

Jefferson=Some dood

HAMILTON'S P.O.V

Jeffershit's been annoying me all day. He's been calling me names like midget, short, halfling, fun-sized. 

I need to plot some way of revenge.

Right now it's PE class. Which is great. I have all of the other classes with my friends but NOT THIS CLASS! I HAVE TO HAVE IT WITH JEFFERSON! Luckily, Lafayette is the only friend I have this class with.

The coach was making us run extra laps today. Which sucks, because it's like 100 degrees! Luckily he let us run our laps inside instead of outside.

We were all running when Jefferson came up from behind me and Laf and towers over me. 

"Hey halfling! How's the weather down there?" He mocks. I scoff at him and run faster to avoid him, calling for Laf so he doesn't have to be stuck with him.

After about 5 minutes of running everyone's tired, especially me and Laf. I had to run faster so I didn't have to be with Jefferson. And I also dragged Laf with me.

I sit down at the nearest bench with Laf, he's drinking water while I scan the room to see where Jeffershit is. I finally spot him. It looks like he manages to get rocks in his shoes. I watched him take off his shoe and then place it near him while he gets a drink of water from the water fountain.

I whisper in Laf's ear, "Watch this." And I run to the other side of the gym where Jefferson is. I make sure he's distracted, then I grab his shoe.

I guess I must have made some noise because he turned around the second I took off. "Hey- what?!" He says with a mouthful of water.

I start running with the shoe to show him how fast I can run with my, as he likes to call it, "mini legs" 

Jefferson quickly gulps down the water and starts chasing after me. I was starting to think of what I should shout at him. Then I have an idea.

"MASTER HAS PRESENTED DOBBY WITH CLOTHES! DOBBY IS FREE!" I scream at the top of my lungs with Jefferson is trying to catch up with me.

I see Lafayette in the corner trying not to laugh.

"YEA, YOU'RE ABOUT THE SIZE OF A HOUSE ELF!" Jefferson argued back. At this point, Lafayette couldn't hold his laughter in so he just bursted out laughing. 

I give Laf a mock of a betrayed look before dramatically turning around and throwing the shoe back at Jefferson.

"And you're about the size of Grawp." I scoffed at him while crossing my arms. He gave me an offended gasp before I ran over to Laf and hid behind him.

I glanced over at the coach to see how he would react, but he just shrugged and probably wanted to quit.

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