(SKIT)
(Almost everyone's gonna be in this)
No ones P.O.V
Washington eternally sighed as he looked down at the broken coffee maker. He called everyone down.
As soon as they heard him call they all rushed down the stairs, only to be greeted by a disappointing look on Washingtons face.
"So," Washington said calmly, "Who broke it?" He asked while gesturing at the broken Coffee maker.
"I'm not mad. I just wanna know." Everyone in the room glanced at eachother as if saying "If you did it confess!"
Samuel Seabury was the first to speak up. "I did it. I broke it-" he was cut off by Washington. "No, no you didn't. Son?" Alexander looked up. "Don't look at me! Look at Jefferson! Also I'm not your son." He said that last part quietly
"What? I didn't break it!" Jefferson argued back, defending himself.
Alexander was having none of that. "Huh, that's weird." Alex said while stroking his invisible beard. "How'd you even know it was broken?" He said accusingly at Jefferson.
"Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's BROKEN!" "Suspicious..." Alexander mumbled. "No, it's not!" Thomas growled at him.
"If-if it matters.." John spoke up, "probably not.. but George III was the last one to use it.." George III let out an offended gasp before shouting back, "Liar! I don't even drink that crap!" He said while shoving the teabags he had ready for his tea in John's face.
John put his hands on his hips before arguing back. "Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?" "I use the wooden stirrers to push back my CUTICLES, everyone knows that!"
Samuel looked nervous before speaking up again, "Let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it." He said while giving Washington 20$.
"No." Washington said while pushing the money back to Samuel, who just looked down in defeat and went to sit on a couch. "Who broke it?!" Everyone looked frightened by the tone of his voice.
"Sir," Lafayette whispered. "Burr's been awfully quiet-" "REALLY?!" Aaron shouted, throwing his hands in the air.
Everybody started arguing with eachother, Burr with Lafayette, Thomas with Alex, George with John, and Charles just running around accusing everyone.
Washington went to sit on the couch with Samuel while watching everyone argue.
"I broke it." Washington said flatly to Sam, who looked up in surprise.
" I burned my hand so I punched it." Washington said while rubbing his hand. "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll beat eachother throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick" he said as if it was a normal evening.
"Good, it was getting a little chummy down here." He chuckled as he heard Alex throw a swivel chair at Thomas who in response, WWE body slammed him on the floor.
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Hamilton Oneshots
FanfictionMost of these will be like from skits or memes. Some may be ships though. You can request some ships in the comments! NO X READER OR SMUT! I made some of these little labels up(not all of them) S(skit) O(other) A(angst) F(fluff)
