SKIT
3rd Person P.O.V
Washington was walking out of his office after a rough Cabinet meeting. There was twice the arguing and chair throwing today.
He stops in his tracks once he sees Jefferson and Madison standing outside the bathroom door together. Knocking on it repeatedly.
Washington slowly approaches them. "What's.. going on?" He asks them, making them jump.
"Oh! Mr. President, I didn't see you there!" Jefferson basically snaps his head towards Washington.
"What's going on?" Washington asks them again.
Madison sighed, "Hamilton's salty about today's cabinet meeting so he locked himself in the bathroom." He explained while leaning on the bathroom door.
"He's in the bathroom!" Jefferson said while trying not to laugh and clearing the way for Washington.
Washington cleared his thought and knocked on the door. "Son, get out of the bathroom." He ordered.
Alexander was lying on the bathroom floor. He had to basically restrain himself for yelling "I'M NOTCHA SON!" At Washington. "Uhm... no." He said while backing up into a corner, in fear of what Washingdad was going to do.
"Young man." Washington said a bit more sternly to make his point proven. Alex let out a little "nooo.." from inside.
Washington was already tired and wanted to go home. So he started knocking on the door harder. "Get out of that bathroom right now!" He started raising his voice.
"GIVE ME VOTES!" Alexander offered in return for him getting out of the bathroom. Washington groaned.
"COME OUT OF THAT BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!- I- this is your father speaking and you will respect me in this house." Washington told Alex sternly.
Mad because he hated his actual father and wanted to get his anger out, Alexander swung open the door, hitting Washington in the face. In response, Washington slammed the door on Alexander's face out of a moment of anger.
"OW! YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A DOOR!" Washington complained while covering his nose. "UGH!" Jefferson and Madison were in the corner, watching this all play out. They gave eachother a 'he fucked up' look, referring to both Hamilton and Washington.
Realization hit Washington of what he did so he immediately opened the door and ran inside the bathroom.
"I'M SORRY SON! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! OH NO!" Washington apologized as he kneeed down next to a bloody-nose Alexander.
Jefferson and Madison were dying of laughter outside while Washington kept saying, "Come back!" Like Alexander was dead.
"The most realistic teenager ever." Jefferson said, trying to catch his breath.
Alex groaned while holding a tissue up to his nose, glaring at Washington.
Jefferson and Madison were still laughing at Washington's protectiveness over Alexander.
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FanfictionMost of these will be like from skits or memes. Some may be ships though. You can request some ships in the comments! NO X READER OR SMUT! I made some of these little labels up(not all of them) S(skit) O(other) A(angst) F(fluff)
