Off Record [Ereri/Riren] ✓

33 ⚕︎Whimsical ✍︎

Off Record
Chapter 33
⚕︎Whimsical✍︎
Levi

whim·si·cal

/ˈ(h)wimzik(ə)l/

Adjective

playfully quaint or fanciful, especially in an appealing and amusing way.

"Can I tie your hair up? I ask the brunet in my lap.

"Sure."

I pull half of his hair up and tie it. "There we go. Princess Eren and Titan."

"Titan says he wants to rip your tongue out for calling him princess." Eren hums.

"He likes it." I chuckle and continue brushing his hair.

"I think you two enjoy getting on each others nerves." Eren rolls his eyes.

I poke his nose. "I'm not even getting on his nerves. You love all of my pet names, both of you."

"True. Even when you call me bad things."

"Like my sex slave."

Eren shifts his legs. "Yeah."

"Or brat, boyfriend, or slut."

Eren raises his eyebrows. "Boyfriend?"

"You misheard me. I said 'bitch'."

"I'm pretty sure I heard 'boyfriend'." Eren insists.

"I'll clean your ears out, boyfriend."

"You said it again!"

"I said bitch, bitch."

He shoves me playfully. "You absolutely keep saying boyfriend."

"It's your voices."

"Wow."

"Don't trust them." I shove him back. "Love you."

"Are you asking me to be your boyfriend, Levi?" he asks.

"No. I'm pretty sure you're already my bitch."

He sighs. "Okay, sir."

"You're my boyfriend too."

He smiles brightly. "I love you, asshole."

"Damn, you sure love being called a bitch." I kiss him.

"Only your bitch." He smirks when we part.

"I bet Titan shat himself." I laugh.

"He was ready to throw down after bitch number one." Eren chuckles.

"Imma rip his dick off, I'm blushing so much," I mock Titan.

Eren's eyes flash gold and angry for a second before returning to green and amused.

"I love him so much I'm scared." I continue.

"That might've been too far." Eren bites his lip. "Fresh wounds."

"It's okay. I still love you, Princess." I poke Eren's forehead.

"We love you too." He releases his lip so he can smile.

I hum and clap my hands. "I have three presents for you today because I'm feeling exceptionally nice."

"Oh god," I start to sit up. "Three is a lot."

I leave the room and keep the door ajar. "Leave me and I'll kill you." I then proceed to push a mattress with sheets into the room and up into a corner.