Off Record [Ereri/Riren] ✓

59 ⚕︎Calm ✍︎

Off Record
Chapter 59
⚕︎Calm ✍︎
Levi

calm

/kä(l)m/

noun

the absence of violent or confrontational activity within a place or group

"Try not to break them, Lynne," I say from where I'm sitting around the sparring mats with Ryder, Xander, and Mel. "He has a mouth guard in, right?"

"Yeah, totally, one-hundred percent." Eren flashes me a thumbs up.

Melanie smirks beside me, readying her camera. "Are you gonna win this for me, babe?"

Lynne winks. "Obviously."

"Don't hold back." Eren smirks.

"Wouldn't dream of it, punk."

"He needs to be able to walk." I massage my temples.

"Careful with the face too, wouldn't want to ruin Eren's puppy dog eyed look." Titan chuckles.

"I like their face too. Leave the dick and ass in working order."

Lynne rolls her eyes. "They're more than just a walking fleshlight, Levi."

"Yeah. They're my boyfriend." I smirk.

"Gay," Xander snickers, playing with Ryder's bun as he sits on his lap.

They smirk back and get into a stance. "C'mon, Lynne lets go."

Lynne walks over to the mat and smirks, beckoning Eren towards her. He attacks first with a right hook that Lynne easily blocks. Eren growls and returns to a defensive position as they circle each other. Lynne throws a fake punch while swiping under Eren's feet and knocking them to the ground. They jump back up, blocking a kick aimed for their abdomen. This goes on for about twenty minutes, neither party making too much headway. In the end, Lynne takes the win with her heel pressing against Eren's neck.

"Fine, I give." Eren hisses. "Eren gives. I want to keep fighting!"

"Nah, you're done. I don't want you to push yourselves too hard." Lynne smiles and removes her heel to let Eren up. Eren stands and pads over to me.

"I would've won if you'd let me rip her guts out." He pouts, plopping down in my lap.

"I like Lynne, so you're definitely not allowed to rip her guts out." I chuckle.

Eren sighs. "We lost."

"You have me, so I think that makes you the fucking winner." I smirk.

"True." They chuckle.

"Anything you want to do before tomorrow?" I ask, playing with their ponytail.

"What is there to do?" Eren sighs. "It's not like you can take me to Disney World or out for a last meal."

"I might be able to take you out, but Disney World is kinda far." I smirk.

"Have you two even ever been out on a date?" Lynne asks, while she cleans up the gym.

I think. "Yes. I'd like to think so."

"I don't know how to 'date'." Eren scoffs.

"I took Eren to Wendy's and the park when we were allowed outside and he gave me head in Ryder's car."

Ryder whips his head around. "What?!"

"Okay, I didn't need to know that!" Lynne shakes her head.