Daveed: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Bryan: You're a hazard to society.
Brandeen: And a coward, do twenty.
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Austin: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Ritchie: I've witnessed the dumb stuff
Bri: I've recorded the dumb stuff
Daveed/Inmo: I joined you in the dumb stuff
Michael: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
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Jakey: (hugs Brandeen)
Brandeen: I didn't ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles.
Jakey: (moves to leave)
Brandeen: I didn't tell you to stop
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Bryan: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me
Jakey: Won't be a problem
Jakey: (at the end of the series) there's a problem!
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Ritchie: call the kids, they're not listening to me
Michael: I'm not their mom
Ritchie: just do it
Michael (to Austin and Mario): Okay, everyone! Line up, we're going back to our cabins
Austin and Mario: (Immediately following like ducklings)
Ritchie: (gives Michael look)
Michael: no, listen LISTEN I'm not their-
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Inmo: Hey Austin, how do you ask someone out?
Austin: Well first-
Bri: Wait, don't ask him, he asked me out in a Wendy's bathroom
Inmo: ... and you said yes?
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Jakey: Are you straight?
Brandeen: Straight from H*ll
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Austin (after finding out what Bryan did to Jeffrey the plushie): (lifts Bryan by his collar) You touch Fred, you die. Understood?
Bryan: (gulps) understood
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Jakey: (calls Brandeen) Hey Brandeen, I need your help, I've done something... bad
Brandeen: (sighs) alright put the body on ice and I'll be right there
Jakey: Wait, WHAT? No no no, why would I even-
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Bri: (walks up to Austin) what are you doing?
Austin: Naming the stars after people I love
Bri: Do I get a star?
Austin: You get the sun
YOU ARE READING
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