Mario: Michael locked himself in the bathroom and we don't know how to get him out.
Austin: Just tell him I said something.
Ritchie: Like what?
Austin: Anything factually incorrect.
-five minutes later-
Michael: I'm sorry, Austin, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the ocean?
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Mitch: The answer to keeping your new hoodie? Buy your boyfriend the exact. Same. One.
Inmo: You foolish mortal. Now I'll have two blue hoodies.
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Austin, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now you may be asking, "How did you do this to yourself, Austin?"
Austin, trying to get unstuck: Well kids, Austin has no clue either.
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Brandeen: Some people are like slinkies
Bryan: Explain.
Brandeen: Not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.
Bryan: Please don't push Daveed down the stairs.
Brandeen: You can't stop me.
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Colin: I turned out perfectly fine.
Ritchie: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Colin: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Inmo: *put the bread in while under his invisibility cloak*
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Kaykrae, at the beginning of the series: I'm not doing too well
Kaykrae: I have this headache that comes and goes
Xylo: *walks into the room*
Kaykrae: Oh look, there it is again.
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Mario: So what's it like being Jakey's brother?
Mitch: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me and he brought me a glass of ice and said "wait"
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Michael: No, but listen, the meme makes no sense.
Austin: OMG Michael
Mario: Not again.
Michael: Moths aren't attracted to lamps, they are CONFUSED by them! They usually fly at an angle relative to light such as the moon, and the lamps throw them off!
Ritchie: Let them have their FUN!
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Seekah: Are you in love with Jakey?
Brandeen: *sweats* ...no
Seekah: Then why do you draw "B+J" everywhere
Brandeen: It stands for Bitterness and Jealousy
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Bri, at the beginning of the series: I have feelings for you
Austin: You do?
Bri: Yes, I feel you're a little annoying
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Mitch: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Inmo: I have overprotective brothers. Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Mitch: You have overprotective brothers.
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Mitch: You think you can betray us, threaten our lives, and then just come back?!
Brandeen: Would you be surprised if I said yes?
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Bryan: I'm gay
Bri: Water's wet. Michael's smart. Austin is adorable.
Bryan: What?
Bri: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.
Austin: Did you say I'm adorable?
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Colin: I'm quick at math.
Seekah: Okay, what's 38 times 76
Colin: 24
Seekah: That's not even close.
Colin: But it was quick.
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