Jakey: *sneaks in at 1 am*
Bryan, sitting up waiting for him: what are you doing?
Jakey: ... uh sleepwalking?
Bryan: you're wide awake
Jakey: ... robbing us?
Bryan: love
Jakey: *sighs and opens the door revealing Brandeen behind it*
Bryan:
Brandeen: I got lonely ok
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Kaykrae: Why would you give a knife to a child?
Brandeen: Daisy felt unsafe
Kaykrae: Now I feel unsafe!
Brandeen: I'm sorry
Brandeen: ... would you like a knife?
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Daveed: Say yes to drugs
Austin: Say no to drugs
Inmo: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs
Inmo: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.
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Michael: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Michael: *bites his spear*
Michael: this isn't a bagel
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Austin: Can I have one more piece of candy, Ritchie?
Ritchie: what did Michael say
Austin: he said no
Ritchie: then why would I let you?
Austin: he's not the boss of you
Ritchie, internally: its a trap, its a trap, its a trap
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Villain or whatever mythical being you can think of: we have him
Bri: who?
Villain or whatever mythical being you can think of: we have your boyfriend, Austin son of Apollo
Bri: Oh
Villain or whatever mythical being you can think of: "oh"?
Bri: Yeah, you don't have him, he has you. Good luck. *hangs up*
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Evil Bryan: well this has been a great day
Daveed: what happened?
Evil Bryan: I ran into Mario
David: Why is that great?
Evil Bryan: With my pegasus
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Inmo, still awake at 3 am: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender
Mitch, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling: ...
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionJust like my other one shot books you can suggest anything (as long as it's not smut) OoO related and I'll try my best.
