On Holiday With One Direction

It bit me!!!

We all got back into the Limo ,sighing as people began to point and laugh at us. I could see how wrong this much look from another persons point of view . Nine people getting into a pink limo as sex Nixon plays and a sheep runs up to them.

Anyways so we got into the limo and blared the stereo ,singing along.

Harry was again in the front with Louis ,claimin he had 'mad map reading skillz'. His words not mine .

Zara's P.O.V:

We were now driving down the high way in what we hoped was the right direction , to go to the loony bin.

"Harry ,are we even going the right way?" I asked leaning over the seat to look at the map he was squinting at.

"Yeah well there is only one direction isn't there?" He told me winking.

"Hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahgashahah no." Hollie and Anna both said .

He rolled his eyes an continued to tea the map.

"I'm hungry!!!!" Niall moaned from the back were Anna was lying on his lap.

"Same!" She told us rubbing her tummy.

This girl is really strange! She eats like a bloody elephant - as does Niall -but they both stay as skinny as bloody twigs?! Why?!

Because they are ninjas!...

Fruit ninjas!!!

Haha I'm hilarious! Actually I'm not but you gotta try don't yah?!

"Yeah I'm hungry too actually ....Boooooooo..." Hollie agreed trailing off and crawling over toward the front seat, leaning I've it by Louis "feeeeed meeeeee!!!" She told him opening and closing her mouth.

I face palmed my self. One of my best friends is as perfect as a barbie doll -Perrie - ,one of them eats like a carnival ,without the human part -Anna - and the other is a child!

What is happening here!

We continued down the road with the same banter going on when Liam suddenly yelped.

"What?!" Zayn asked looking at his friend. Liam was now standing looking down at his seat with horror in his eyes.

"Something pinched me!" He yelled pointing at the seat and gasping.

"Really Liam ? This is no time to re-in acting Narnia!!" Hollie scolded him folding her arms.

"What?" Harry said, lol the way he says 'what?' It's so cute!

"No really! Something pinched me!!!" He said again.

"No it's probably your imagination! Your probably tired ! We have been on the go non stop for five hours now." Niall told him chomping on some emergency crisps he kept with him.

Why?!

"It wasn't I swear !!" He told us hopping about.

"Liam calm down! Here I'll try it out!" Zayn told him. Perrie got off his lap and sat down while Zayn got up and plopped down into Liam's previous seat.

He relaxed putting his hands behind his head.

He shut his eyes " see it's finnnnnneee!!!! Owww!"Zayn screamed jumping up .

"He's right !something pink he's me" he told us backing away from the seat.

"Not you too!" Harry said pointing at Zayn accusingly.

"No it's true!" Liam Tim him desperately . It was at that moment we heard a little growling noise from behind the seat.

"Ahhhhhh!!! There is something in here !! " Hollie yelled.

"Pull over Lou ! Pull over!" Perrie yelled jumping up from her seat.

"I cant!!! I'm on the free way!!" He yelled back.

"Just do it!" Zayn commanded .

Louis then finally pulled over, earning a few honks and fingers .

We all lunged for the door and ended up in a dog pile. We heard the noise again and screamed jumping up and running from the limo.

"Oh my gosh what do we do!?" Perrie yelled .

Just as a side thought. Perrie had to be the only grown girl I knew who still said 'oh my gosh'.

"I don't know!!!" Zayn yelled ,dragging out the 'know'.

I sighed " how about one I us goes and checks in it...BAGS NOT!!!" I screamed at the end ,smirking a bit.

"BAGS NOT!!!" Everyone yelled after me.

"Liam!!! Go check it out!" Anna told him in a sing-song voice with a huge grin on her face.

"Do I have to!? It bit me!" He begged .

'Liam! Man up an get in there!" Hollie told him ,smacking his bum and pushing him towards the limo.

He sighed but made his way forwards ,slowly.

"This would be a good time to get Hollie to use he mad hair straightener skills" he yelled to us.

"Ahhhh memorys!" Harry yelled glaring at Hollie .

She winked and turned back to watching Liam .

He was getting into the limo now and everyone was clinging to each other ,scared.

Anna was actually in Nialls arms as he was holding her bridal style ,while she had her head in his chest. He was grinning like a mad man.

Awh they were such a cute couple!

Hollie had Louis's arms around her and he had his yea on her shoulder ,which was pretty funny cause she is tiny and he is tall .

Again cute couple!!

Perrie and Zayn had snuck off somewhere ,probably to snog...

They were cute and very.....active...

*cough*awkward*cough*

Harry had his arms around my waist an was hugging me to him. I breathed in his scent ,he smelt of a mix between mint and I don't know maybe chocolate .

Haha chocolate bara!

I then heard Liam give a sigh.....of relief?

"Liam are you okay? "

"Yeah it was just Borris!" He yelled back sounding pissed.

Urg I was gonna kill that sheep! For giving me a fucking heart attack!!

We all sighed and got back into the limo again taking our seats again.

"We'll now that that dilemmas over , time to find dani ....again!"Louis yelled climbing into the driving seat ,Hollie then jumped into the passenger seat. Harry climbed in next to me ,slinging his arm around me.

I sighed contently ,leaning into his mint and chocolate scent and falling asleep .

Before I finally fell asleep I heard shuffling .

"Uh Perrie you got a bit of leaf in your hair" I eats Anna tell her.

"Yeah and Zayn you got red lipstick on your neck and face ....and um some where else" I heard Hollie tell him, sounding awkward.

I gave a tired chuckle before blackness took over.

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Hey young homie what yah tripping on?!

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