You peasant!!

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"I'LL TAKE YAH TO THE CANDY SHOP!! "

"I'LL LET YOU LICK THE LOLLYPOP!!"

"OH YEAH GURRRL DON'T YOU STOP!!"

"KEEP GOING TILL YOU HIT THE SPOT!!"

We were all having a singing marathon and were singing candy shop. Probably the most sexual song in the world.

Well....apart from whistle...but he's Florida so he can get away with it. Plus he's subtle about it...you may not get what it's about.

But candy shop! It's pretty obvious...

The bus shuddered and I flopped down on the seat again. Uhm ouch?

As you could probably tell,we are on the move again. Going to California!! Whoop whoop! ( a/n: I bet all these places are like really far apart so it would be impossible but I'm in New Zealand so I don't know America...sadly)

I decided to see what I everyone was doing because I'm just stalkerish that way.

Zayn and Perrie were in the corner fixing each others hair. I would call them monkeys if they weren't so god damn cute! Grrr.

Niall and Anna had disappeared into the kitchen area in the bus and hasn't returned...I don't think we will have any food left. I wonder what will come first..death of Bordom or death of 'no food' because nina ( their couple name btw) ate it all. The second one sound more likely.

Joy and George were playing a game of snap now. After me and Joy ha finished our singing comp. It was funny to watch because every now and then Joy would jump up and slam her cards down on the table, fist pumping and screaming "Suck on that pom!" I didn't understand her notions but I wasn't gonna argue....she scares me too much.

Me and Louis were just chilling...actually not now. We were. But now he was dragging me over to the x-box to play FIFA with him. I had no problem with that. Pft I'm scottish. I'll kick his -amazing- ass at anything he challenges me with!

I say bring it on peasant!

We went over to the couch and he set up the game and handed me a controller, I gave him a little smirk and narrowed my eyes giving him a 'ill whoop your ass so bad you will now down to me peasant' look. He gulped and stared at the screen with wide eyes. Yeah that's right.

Be scared.

"Wooooooo go Hollie! Show the boys that girls can kick ass! You go gurrrrl!" Dani cheered from the other couch were her and Liam were tangled under and fluffy blanket hugging in their pjs. Oh my gosh Payzer feels... Must control them.

I grinned at her and went back to concentrating on the screen.

We started he game and I won a point straight away. Louis started to get nervous beside me and started nudging me every two seconds to throw me off. Pfft he'd be better off trying to freeze hell. I ain't losing this game mofos.

As we came to the end I out game dani was practically jumping in her seat while Liam tried to hold her down.

YUS I will admit Louis was some competition but he is no match for......

HollieTheSexualStick!

I kicked the last goal and won't he game. Okay I'm gonna do a Joy

"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! SUCK ON IT PEASANT!!! SUCK IT!!! YEAH FUCK YEAH!! I WON WHOOP WHOOP I WON WHOOP WHOOP I WO...." I was cut off by getting tackled by something hard but soft. Annoying thing!

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