Now that I have set up the story lets shove a bunch of funny crap stories in between to make it longer and funnier. I do have a way to end this book but I want it long, like maybe 20 chapters? So yeah prepare for a BUNCH of randomness. (Why is this getting attention?? How does it have over 500 reads?)
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So Peter was freaking out, yeah just another normal night. He was just swinging when he decided to launch himself over a building and do a triple 360 backflip. But ended up landed on a very expensive looking satellite. He was panicking and decided to text his friends that worked at SI because they must know how to fix a satellite dish.
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Spider
Hey guys
Wint
Hey spider
Iron
Hey
Night Spider
What do you need?
Spider
I don't know how you know that I need something but I do
Iron
And what is it?
Spider
So...how would you fix a broken satellite dish?
Iron
Why may I ask
Spider
May have, badly, broken a satellite dish and figured you guys might now how to fix it
Wint
It's like 11 am how did you brake a satellite dish?
Spider
Uhhh, crushed it?
Iron
With what??
Spider
My body
Wint
Excuse me, what?
Spider
Yeah may have fell on top of it. I really don't want to explain how just I need to know how to fix it.
Iron
Jesus kid, well how badly is it damaged.
Spider
Well the dish is broken into like 3 pieces.
Wint
Wait aren't they made of metal?
Iron
They ARE. That would take a lot of force to brake a satellite into 3 pieces. How far did you exactly fall into it?
Spider
Idk like 20 feet
Wint
WHAT?! Are you ok?
Spider
I should be, I guess yes
Wint
What do you mean I guess?!
Spider
I'm alive
Wint
You could still have injuries
Spider
Oh yeah there's a flesh wound where the metal sliced my skin
Iron
Ok now this is serious. How badly is it bleeding.
Spider
Kinda bad but not as bad as it could be
Iron
When you panic more your heart increases blood flow so keep calm.
Spider
Ok calm what now?
Wint
You need to go to the hospital
Spider
Yeah not an option
Iron
Why not?!
Spider
Can't afford.
Wint
Ok well do you have anything to stop the bleeding
Spider
Oh yeah! actually? This might be enough until I can actually use bandages.
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Peter had used his webs to stop the bleeding. He can't believe he hasn't thought of webs before texting his friends.
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Iron
Well that's good but you seriously need to get to disinfect the wound.
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