Wrong Number, Right Family

Karen Da Best

Holy crap 3k like WTF. If this gets to like 5k I swear I'll put socks on my cats. (If you're unfamiliar with why that's funny in my oneshot book I have a picture of my dog in socks.) I'll even take a picture of my cats with socks. Today is going great, 3k, a certain author just updated their wrong number book, and I finished school work before 2:30.
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Peter was on patrol when he got a text from the group chat. "Karen can you open the group chat?" Peter asked. "Opening" Karen responded. Peter read the text
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Iron
Hey kid you haven't texted in a day.

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Peter giggled. "Karen can you type what I say?" Peter asked. "I am a highly advanced AI that helps Spiderman with patrols, I'm pretty sure I can handle what Siri and Alexa struggle with" Karen said. Peter grinned at her response "I know. Ok say text......."
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Spider
Aw didn't know you cared. Did you miss me?

Iron
Just wondering why you weren't texting like usual.

Spider
I have a life to attend to.

Iron
Huh? I'm actually shocked by that

Spider
WOW, just wow. I'm hurt. You now what? I might just not text you guys anymore.

Iron
I was joking.

Kid?

Hello?
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Peter honestly would text back but he just encountered some thugs. He webbed one on a wall and then fought the thugs. After the fight was over he asked Karen to bring the chat up.
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Iron
Guys I think I just ruined this chat

Wint
Why?

Senior citizen
What did you do?

Iron
So spider might never text us again

Night Spider
WHY.

Iron
I laughed when he said he had a life to attend to.

There, now please don't kill me.

Night Spider
I'll do far worse than kill
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Peter laughed at that. He decided to wait another day or two just to make it seem like he won't text again.

The next day
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Iron
Ok kid please just text so night spider won't kill me. She is waiting to strike I can tell but she won't if you text
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It was early and a weekend so Peter defiently wasn't awake to read the text or even respond. Which he wouldn't.
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Silver
Yeah you're dead.

Vent crawler
No place you can hide from her

Dr. Green
You messed up big time.

Dr. Magic
Can't wait to see what she'll do to him.

Iron
Rude.

Dr. Magic
But you do deserve it. Like spider said "spiders stick together"

Iron
So you're quoting him now? Didn't think you'd actually remember the texts.

Vent crawler
And he left, you have a talent to make people leave the chat.

Iron
I hope the talent will make you leave.
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Peter set his phone down after waking up from the dings. Now that he won't text the chat he has nothing to do. Peter looked around his room for something to do. Then he looked at his mask. Karen! He put the mask on and Karen greeted him. "Hey Karen, are you able to connect to my computer?" He asked. "Yes" Karen responded. Karen the  connected to the computer and Peter took the mask off and sat down at the computer. "What can you do?" Peter asked. "It's actually what can I not do, which is nothing" Karen responded confident. "Ok well then I guess we can go crazy. Why not hack Avengers tower?" Peter said as a joke. But then multiple programs appeared and code started being typed. He was too shocked to speak but when he did it was a little too late. "Wait Karen it was a jok-" then files showed up on his screen. Camera footage, pictures, data, they were all sorted into files. "Holy shit Karen it was a joke. Please say no one knows we hacked into the tower." Peter asked a little scared. "No one knows I made sure to link coding so it won't alarm anyone and it will allow us to access any thing. I gave you Tony Stark's authority." Karen responded feeling pretty proud of herself.

  "Jeez Karen do you think we should look?" Peter asked with his cursor on the videos file. "As long as nothing says private or important I'm sure it won't hurt anyone" Karen said. "And I didn't do this all for nothing so you better look around." Karen added. "Ok let's look at videos" a video started playing of Hawkeye baking a cake but then flames started spewing out because he didn't close it correctly. A cloth caught a corner and then caught on fire. He laughed when the rest screamed at him and quicksilver got a fire extinguisher and basically used the whole thing. Peter swore quicksilver sprayed Hawkeye on purpose.

  Then it turned into a somewhat a snowball fight. Peter grinned and went to the next video, and then the next and the next. He probably spent a couple hours looking at photos when he came across a recent one. It was the black widow looking at widow bites. But the widow bites had the same designs he put on the upgraded ones. That must mean the widow bites are his that he upgraded it. The black widow was smiling at them but she must have not noticed her picture was being taken. He felt giddy at the thought the black widow really liked his upgraded widow bites.

He thought he had enough but then he found live camera feed of the penthouse, where the Avengers would  be. He shouldn't look that would be invading their privacy. But then again.... his curiosity got the better of him. He clicked on the file and a live video showed the Avengers. Some were watching tv, some where sitting on a table eating, and some where on their phones.

  Then Tony said "movie night, who's turn is it to choose?" Hawkeye stood up "that'd be me" everyone around him groaned then the winter soldier who was sitting next to Steve said "he's just going to pick the same boring movie like last time" Clint shook his head "Brave is a great movie with lots of archery." Peter raised an eyebrow, Disney? Huh who would have thought. Then Peter said "ok Karen I think that's enough invading in their privacy" Karen then closed the video, the tabs, the coding and he was just left there with his empty dark screen as if he didn't just look through all the Avengers personal photos and videos. "You're the best Karen" he said now realising he didn't thank Karen for doing the job. "I know" Karen responded.
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Iron
Please kid just text I can hear her footsteps.

Night Spider
You forgot I can read the chat ;)
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So did you like it? Now Pete has access to the tower, maybe that'll be an important role in the future. Who knows, but what I do know is that the wrong number book I told you about was updated and the first chapter is pretty good.
You should check it out.
Hope you all Enjoyed and thanks for reading!
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