What The Fuc-Language!!

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Yes the title fricken love it. I feel like you guys know what this chapter is centering on. I'm totally not procrastinating from school work.
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Spider
Senior citizen

Senior citizen
Yes?

Spider
How old are you?

Iron
OLD

Vent crawler
Like extremely old

Witch
Very old

Witch is better
Pretty old

Falcon
Oh very very old

Night Spider
Just by looking at him you would never know he's old.

(Yes EVERYONE went on just to say he's old and then left.)

Wint
He's old but I'm older

Senior citizen
Ok wow you don't all have to say I'm old

Iron
It's just to remind you

Senior citizen
I don't need reminders

Spider
Ok so HOW old are you?
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Steve looked at the others in the penthouse spread across the room and asked "well what should I say?" "Well I don't think he'll believe your almost 100 years old and Bucky just said he's older than you so just say like 70 or 60." Tony said.
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Senior citizen
65

Spider
that's old, what about Wint he says he's older
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"Shouldn't have said that" Tony said looking at Bucky. "I'll just say 69" Bucky responded.
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Wint
69

Spider
DAMN that's old. And funny

Senior citizen
Language

Spider
What? Really damn isn't even that bad

Senior citizen
Language

Spider
Shit, fuck, dammit, mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick,

Senior citizen
Language, language, language, language is that one if your weird vine things?

Spider
(°□°) he learned!!!! His brain isn't mush

Iron
Yes we are all surprised his brain is still functional

Wint
If you're saying that about him that also goes to me since I'm older

Spider
Oh ok..... both your brains miracle functional mush then.

Iron
Well he's not wrong
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Tony heard a snort from Clint. But when he looked around he saw Bucky and Steve glaring at him. Tony chuckled "what it's the truth" they both shook their heads and steve went back to typing while Bucky went to prepare some breakfast leaving Steve to deal with Spider.
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Spider
So what will senior citizen do if I constantly swear

Iron
Say language everytime.

Spider
Well fuck, how can I swear now

Senior citizen
Language and are just going to swear more now.

Spider
Maybe or maybe I just wanna watch the world burn

Senior citizen
That's dark

Spider
Dammit I would have thought you would know that reference

Senior citizen
Language!

Spider
F. U. C. K.

Senior citizen
L. A. N. G. U. A. G. E

Spider
Seriously who the fuck says language EVERY SINGLE TIME someone swears

Iron
It was a joke but he took it to heart and stuck to it

Senior citizen
......language

Spider
FINE, Whom Thy Fuck does that everytime someone swears!

Iron
Oh that's great I gotta screenshot that and hang it somewhere to remind senior citizen.

Spider
Oh that's great you should get a bright frame so it can attract others

Iron
This kid is just great.
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"Please don't Tony" Steve said. Tony grinned wickedly. "Just wait, soon that wall won't be so bare" he said going back to texting.
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Spider
Well this has been fun and quite angering but gotta get going.

Iron
see ya kid
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Peter then suited up and left to stop crimes. He had a pretty slow night which was quite weird since it's New York but he's not complaining. But while he was swinging he decided to do a couple of tricks but he went a little over board with his cannon ball. He went too low and when he shot his web he crashed into a light pole. Now let's ignore the fact that the light pole went flying and made a crater on the brick wall. Peter sucked in a harsh breath "Yeah I can't fix that" he said to himself while looking at the wall.
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Senior citizen
Language.
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So somewhat short but it's a product of procrastination so what did you expect? And like I said I'm filling this book with random funny crap. Hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading!
Like 620 words. (Over 400)

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