Wrong Number, Right Family

Just A NORMAL Saturday

Ok so fun fact the "normal" in the title auto corrected to all caps and I kept it like that.

*for spammers*
In about a week I'll delete my "no spam" comment and you all can continue.

Also I when I finish this book I have another idea for another wrong number book. Completely different from this one. It would give me something to write and another wrong number book to read. I'm wondering if you all are interesting in me making a 2nd one?

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He was laying on his bed scrolling through YouTube when he got a text.
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Iron
Hello

Spider
Hey

Wint
So we heard a highschooler got an internship here

Spider
Really?
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The rest were confused at the text. "He's probably trying to play it off and surprise us it's him" Nat said. That made sense.
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Iron
Yeah rumors spread he got 100% on the test to become an intern.
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He read the texts quite confused. Rumors are NOW spreading. Not like he's sneaking into the tower, wouldn't interns, wait are they interns he hasn't seen them at all, like them already know. He certainly wasn't secretive about it to the interns, he wasn't always the only one in the elevator going up. They asked and he answered. Weird.
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Spider
100%??

Vent Crawler
Yep
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He actually wasn't surprised, Tony's face showed it all on the retake test.
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Spider
Well the intern is actually me.

Night Spider
We figured, you're obviously over qualified for the job.
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Nat smirked at the fact she was right.
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Spider
So does only Wint talk to the Avengers or all of you?

Iron
Just Wint but usually only weekends
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Tony knew that if he said all of them he'd want to look for "them" during the internship and saying only weekends was better. The others seem to understand.
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Spider
Have you already talked to them Wint?

Wint
Yeah

Spider
Did they seem off to you? Like at all?

Wint
No, why would you ask?

Spider
The internship I got I am basically doing close to nothing and then going up to the penthouse to hang out with them. The first day I fixed some weapons and went to the penthouse and when they talked it sounded like bad actors reading their lines, like they practiced.
And today they had a game night and when I saw the board games they had candyland and other board games that looked like they just bought it for me. I don't know if it's just me but it seems like they're trying to get to know me like REALLY trying. And they keep looking at me with worried looks everytime they think I can't see them. It's weird but don't get me wrong being there is awesome just it's something about them.
(Yes he texted all of this, took him 5 minutes)

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"We were being too obvious" Steve said reading the paragraph.
"We must have come off as creepy to him" Nat said. "Were we really trying too hard?" Clint asked. "I guess" Tony said. "How do you think he'll react to the rest on Monday?" Bucky asked. They all shrugged they'll have to see.

He put his phone down since they weren't texting him back. He walked up to his closet and opened it. There laid his suit which was in the same position from when he threw it in the closet. He took it out and put it on. It was only 4pm but he just needed to get out.

    He swung throughout the city helping out. He helped the old lady who he helped a couple of times and always gave him churros. He was swinging throughout the city munching on a churro when his Spidey sense warned him. He quickly launched himself higher and a second later a net went flying at where he once was. He looked over and saw shield agents, lots of them.

  He couldn't fight them all. He kept swinging away but they had devices to continuously break his webbing so he resorted to hopping roofs. He kept dodging weird devices they threw. He kept running when but when he looked back they stopped and had radios in their hands. Then they jumped down into the alley.

No way was he going to check the alley out but he got his answer. "Peter I connected to the radios and recreated Fury's voice to tell them to stop. I said that he found a better lead than them chasing you" Karen explained. "Oh thank you Karen" he said collapsing on the edge of the roof. He was too tired to worry about anything around him. Then he heard a voice.

"Damn Spidey, getting involved with shield." He turned his head to see Deadpool. "Hey Deadpool" he said tired. "So how's life been?" Deadpool asked sitting on the edge with him. "Shit" he answered simple. Deadpool laughed "life is shit isn't it" Deadpool said. "So have you also been getting involved with the Avengers?" Deadpool asked.

   He nodded "kinda attacked me and I've kinda been attacking them back." He said. He could see the whites in Deadpool's eyes widen. "You mean my Spidey has been attacking the Avengers!? I'm so proud of you" Deadpool half joked. "Well my AI has been attacking them but the last time I ordered her to." He explained. "Still proud." Deadpool said.

    He sighed and Deadpool seemed to understand his mood. "Explain everything that's been happening" Deadpool said. And he did. But also interrupted every 20 seconds.

"You made an AI in a few days that's better than Tony's!?"

"So you're friends with the Princess of wakanda!?"

"The Avengers are dicks sometimes."

"Your AI" "Karen" "Karen is fucking awesome any chance I could use her?"
"No"

"Shield is very persistent you should really have Karen just hack it and show that you're not one to be messed with. That'd really get them to stop." Deadpool advised. "Yeah but what would Karen do?" He asked. "Take ALL of their information and say if they stop messing with you then she'll give it back. And don't go out during it." Deadpool said.

"It'd be amazing! Come on you can't say you aren't a little tempted to do it" Deadpool said. He smiled "Yeah I'm a little tempted but we'll see" he said. Even through Deadpool's mask he could see that he was grinning "I'll be waiting for the day it happens." Deadpool said.

   He stood up "it was nice talking with you but I gotta go." He said stretching. Deadpool stood up. "Next time we talk I'll have some chimichangas so I can eat while listening to your long ass cool life journey" Deadpool said. "See ya" he laughed and jumped off. Deadpool somehow cheered him up without him realising. He swung with a smile on his face.

   He got home and he took his suit off and hung it in his closet. He shut the closet door and leaped onto his bed. He went back on YouTube and watched videos.

Something Peter never realised was how Karen recorded and took pictures of the attacks on him. From the Avengers and shield agents and sent it to a certain number.

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Sunday is another day, another day where anything can happen. But what will?

  Hope you all Enjoyed and thanks for reading!