So I'm writing this while camping, it's boring because there's nothing to do and I have to wait until like 2 pm and it's 11am so I'm writing I'll post this on Sunday when I get back home. Enjoy!
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Spider
Hey guys are you seeing the news?
Wint
Yes we see that Spiderman stopped the sinister six (rhino, scorpion, doc oc, vulture, electro,and Goblin)
Spider
Yeah! Isn't that insane!? 6 super villains on his own.
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Tony grimaced as he read the text, the kid would have been praising them instead of Spiderman but Spiderman defeated all of them before they could get there. But he wouldn't say he's jealous of Spiderman getting praised by the kid.
Actually fuck that he is.
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Iron
You switching idols?
Spider
Hmmmm maybe?🤔🙄
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"You're gonna get beat by a kid in spandex" Clint laughed hanging off the couch looking at the texts.
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Iron
What would make Spiderman better than ironman?
Spider
Spiderman doesn't kill villains he just defeats them and they get locked up.
Iron
But don't they just keep coming back?
Spider
Well yeah they always will but it's better than Spiderman killing every criminal he finds, there would be too many bodies. If everyone died for doing crime there wouldn't be many people on this earth.
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Tony read that quite surprised that was quite a dark thing to say.
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Wint
That seems quite dark
Spider
But the truth, if everyone got killed for doing crime who would still be left on this earth?
Vent Crawler
No one
Spider
Excatly, he gets it. And besides Ironman will remain my idol if you're so worried about it.
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Tony grinned at that text.
Clint rolled his eyes "You still have to share it with Bruce remember he likes Bruce too" Clint said. Tony shrugged "as long as I'm the one he's focused on" Tony smirked and leaned back onto the couch.
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[Chat switch]
Spidey
Yeet, the webshooters we made worked great but one got jammed when I tried to use web grenade. Seems the capsule is too big to be shot through the shooters.
VineQueen
Yeah I noticed that on the news but it's an easy tune up. Stop by and we can fix that up in 5 minutes and you can continue to get to know the Avengers more.
Spidey
Haven't I bothered them enough?
VineQueen
NONESENSE, they love you and besides I have a limited number of days here so get over here soon.
Spidey
K lemme finish patrol real quick.
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As he was just finishing a quick patrol he got a message but not from the group chat or Shuri. WTF?
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??
What's this?
P
A number?
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Who are you!
P
Someone, so how'd you get this number?
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Typed numbers.
P
Damn I guess I'm just a magnet for random numbers.
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Where are you from?
P
Earth
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He giggled at the joke but the next text surprised him.
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??
My friend is also from earth.
P
Are you in like space or something?
??
Yes we're currently passing by Uranus
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THE HEEEEEEEEELLLL????? was all he could think of
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P
Are you an alien?
??
I'd perfer you not call me alien, we're actually heading to earth to meet Thor who we helped a little while ago.
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He was going to text but he got a text from Shuri to hurry his ass up. So he did.
He entered through a window. He saw Shuri and they to the lab and begun fixing the web grenade and checked if other web combinations would have any other faults.
When they finished Shuri and him walked to the penthouse. When the elevator opened no one gave him a second glance, some didn't even look knowing it was him. "Yo Spidey rematch in smash bros?" Clint asked already sitting down with Scott and Sam but they somehow convinced Tony to join.
He accepted the offer but didn't bet. As they played they secretly planned together to demolish Tony first. "THE HELL!" Tony yelled as they all attacked him off the island and then went at each other like rabid dogs. Clint first got Sam down to his last life but Clint also was on his last life when Scott saw what Clint was doing and went after him leaving him full and ready to kill Clint or Sam then attack Scott.
They got Clint dead quickly then Sam but that got him down a life. After some tense moments, well tense for Scott he was playing calmly easily dodging his attacks and attacking him from behind. As he killed Scott and his character was displayed he said "Good game guys!" Cheerfully. Of course they couldn't retaliate with some angry response to someone who didn't rub their win in their faces unlike every Avenger here. "Yeah good game" Tony said smiling when he looked away. As he walked up to Shuri and said "should get going, see you all later!" He said as he jumped out a window Friday has graciously opened for him. "Hope not!" Tony yelled playfully and he laughed hearing that.
He does wonder who the wrong number was. They were an alien which was INSANE and scary but they'd met Thor and helped him so they can't be bad. What if he meets aliens when he visits again sometime?? That'd be too good to be true, he probably won't but he does have the number so that's good enough for him. Hopefully it isn't some stupid prank his Parker luck has been on vacation for a while with Shuri, his new friends in the chat, meeting Avengers he'd hate for his Parker luck to crash it all down and let it burn with him in the middle of it to deal with the mess. He's done it before but the mess will be even bigger now that the Avengers are involved.
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Sorry for not posting on Sunday but apparently the tornado we had apparently cracked our attena and we didn't realise it because we had to go camping like 2 days after that and figured the Wi-Fi was just down for a bit so we left thinking it'll be fixed by the time we got back. This chapter is p1 because I needed to set up a good plot for the next and didn't have any ideas while camping so part 2 then we'll continue the non-existent storyline I believe I have.
And 41K!!! I hope you all Enjoyed and thanks for reading!
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