A/N I am back from the dead. You guys liked the TamaNeji shorts so I'll give you more. Most of them are incorrect quotes tho-
Disclaimer: I do not own Boku no Hero Academia.
(づ￣ 3￣)づ
Nejire: Ask me why I love Tamaki.
Mirio: ...Why do you love Tamaki?
Nejire: I thought you'd never ask!
Nejire: *Pulls out a 300 slide PowerPoint and 10 page essay*
\(￣︶￣*\))
Nejire: Tamaki help me I'm going through a crisis.
Tamaki: Sure, because if there's ANYONE who is good at emotional stability it's the guy who sees people's faces as potatoes.
ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ
Tamaki: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Nejire a little bit.
Mirio: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Tamaki: That's our joint tombstone.
Mirio: My mistake.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Nejire: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?
Mirio: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Simple.
Kirishima: Tackle him.
Asui: Dump him.
Uraraka: Kick him in the shins.
Tamaki: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. WHAT THE HECK GUYS? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 。
Nejire: *sneezes*
Tamaki: *thinks* How...does she sneeze...like a baby kitten? So...cute and pure...
q(≧▽≦q)
Nejire: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.
Tamaki: I...I can't be a hero...I'm not good enough.
Nejire: ALL RIGHT BUDDY. SQUARE UP.
('▽'ʃ♡ƪ)
Tamaki: Well fuck me if I'm wrong but-
Nejire: WRONG.
Tamaki: W-What?
Nejire: YOU.
Nejire: ARE.
Nejire: SO.
Nejire: FUCKING.
Nejire: WRONG.
Tamaki: *sexually frustrated* W-What? O-Okay then.
o(*^▽^*)┛
Tamaki: Ow...I cut my finger.
Nejire: Let me kiss it better!
Tamaki: How does that help?
Nejire: Whenever I got hurt as a child, my mum kissed it to make it better. It always worked!
Tamaki: I see...
(Later)
Tamaki: Mirio I need you to punch my face.
o(*^＠^*)o
Tamaki: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Nejire: I'm stupid. Do me.
Everyone: ...
Nejire: Did I say that out loud?
(っ °Д °;)っ
Nejire: If you were a flower, I'd pick you.
Tamaki: So you'd drag me from my home and kill me in the process?
Nejire: ...
Nejire: JUST LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU DAMMIT
(❤'艸｀❤)
Nejire: Tamaki you're like, an angel with no wings.
Tamaki: So like, a person?
(*≧︶≦))(￣▽￣* )ゞ
Tamaki: Nejire you are no longer going to be Ire-Chan. It's too hard to say.
Nejire: Then what's my nickname?
Tamaki: My girlfriend.
Nejire: Yes I'll go out with you.
Tamaki: *thinks* Well that worked.
(ง •_•)ง
Nejire: Oh come one. I wasn't THAT drunk.
Tamaki: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you told me I was important.
○( ＾皿＾)っ
Kirishima: Hey bro, what's your favourite colour?
Tamaki: Nejire.
Kirishima:
Tamaki: Sorry what was the question again?
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Tamaki: Is that my shirt?
Nejire: You mean OUR shirt?
φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Tamaki: I wasn't that drunk.
Nejire: Tamaki you asked me if I was single.
Nejire: And you cried when I said I wasn't.
┗|｀O′|┛
Mirio: How'd the date with Nejire go?
Tamaki: It was great until I tried to compliment her. I wanted to say "You have the most wonderful smile. Your eyes are gorgeous."
Mirio: What happened?
Tamaki: She smiled. I panicked and said "You have eyes."
(￣ε(#￣)
Nejire: *playing Pokemon Go*
Tamaki: Are you really playing that?
Nejire: Yes I- OH MY GOD DON'T MOVE!
Tamaki: Why?
Nejire: There's a pokemon right next to you! I need to catch it...
Tamaki: *sighs*
Nejire: *runs to Tamaki and hugs him* Gotcha!
('･ω･')?
Tamaki: *in a crowd* Has anyone seen my girlfriend?
Someone: What does she look like?
Tamaki: *on the verge of tears* Beautiful!
...(*￣０￣)ノ
A/N Ok we're done with that. As I said most of these are incorrect quotes. Oh also, the Groupchat thing isn't new. It's just me changing the name-
OK thank you all for existing! ( ﾟдﾟ)つ Bye ~yeetmeetfeetdelete
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TamaNeji Oneshots
RomanceA series of Tamaki x Nejire OneShots by me. No guaranteed perfect spelling and grammar OR daily updates. Short chapters. Cover made by @Okuda55 (Thank you.) I do not own BNHA or any of the artworks. Date Started: September 2019 Date Completed: Augus...
