𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 • 𝙨𝙖𝙢 𝙚𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙨<3

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"THATS AN INTERESTING PLACE TO KEEP A PEN!"

"OH MY GOD HE'S COMING OUT!" Puck said excitedly as Finn stood at the front of the choir room and told the club about the new man in his life, Jesus.

"That's way worse!" He complained. Ignoring him, Finn continued, "and I know there's others in here that dig him too," earning a smile from Quinn and Mercedes, "so I thought maybe this week we could pay tribute to him, in music... you know, pay tribute to Jesus!"

"Sorry," Kurt interrupted, clearly unhappy with Finn's newfound Christianity "uh but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church, and the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people or women or science." he continued to protest.

"I don't see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here!" Mercedes piped up, excitedly,

"I agree," Quinn added with a firm nod of her head, "I've had a really hard year and I turned to god a lot for help, I for one wouldn't mind saying thanks," Kayu smiled at the girl, knowing how much her faith had helped her through the last year.

"Thanks for what? that it didn't come out a lizard baby?" Santana snorted to which Mr Schue explained how the weekly lesson was going to work, singing about feeling spiritual, making Puck roll his eyes,
this didn't go unnoticed by Finn.

"You got a problem with Jesus?' he asked, forcing Puck to hold his hands up in surrender, "oh I've got no problem with the guy, I'm a total jew for Jesus, he's my number one heb , what I don't like is seeing is someone using j-money to cramp every body else's style, because it seems to me that true spirituality or whatever you wanna call it is about enjoying the life you've been given. I mean I see god everytime I make out with a new chick." Puck explained his reasonings, casually.

"okay, okay that doesn't make any sense, in fact it's stupid!" Rachel argued as Katy put her head in her hands at her brother's speech.

"Are you calling Mr Billy Joel stupid?" Puck retorted with attitude, getting up from his chair, "this time I'd like to continue my streak of doing only songs by Jewish artists, hit it!"

[SONG- ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG, SANG BY PUCK]

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