11. the sue sylvester shuffle

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"I will transform, like the hulk! Into a ball of Puckerman fury!"

The cheerios had just performed their most elaborate routine they've ever done but coach Sylvester still wasn't impressed

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The cheerios had just performed their most elaborate routine they've ever done but coach Sylvester still wasn't impressed.
"Ive completely lost interest and ladies, I blame you." She said, disappointed, "Becky, more silicon falsies, you will each enhance your bust with an addition pair of chicken cutlets in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed!" Coach Sue instructed as Becky handed them each some chicken cutlets.
"But Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine the cheerios have ever done. We're shoe-ins at regionals next week and favourites to win at nationals!" Katy exclaimed,
"Yet I am still so very bored!" Coach Sue said through the megaphone. "Even things I used to think were hilarious. Case my point: sandbags, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet." Reluctantly, Santana slapped herself round the face with her limp chicken cutlet, "now slap Brittany." Sue continued, and Santana slapped poor Brittany. "See? Not even a chuckle!"
"The problem is you keep trying to make a bigger and bigger spectacle, no matter how hard we try we can't make a routine work unless you find a way to make it interesting for you, you have to find a way to top yourself!"  Quinn explained, making Coach Sylvester open her eyes.
"Q, you just may have a point but to be sure, slap yourself with a chicken cutlet."

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"Omg Artie!" Tina gasped sympathetically as everyone watched, open mouthed, as Artie rolled in the room completely covered in slushy, Brittany rushing over to help him in any way

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"Omg Artie!" Tina gasped sympathetically as everyone watched, open mouthed, as Artie rolled in the room completely covered in slushy, Brittany rushing over to help him in any way.
"That's it!" Finn yelled furious, "screw rehearsal this ends here and now!"
Finn, Puck, Sam and Mike made their way angrily to the choir room door, ready to completely beat the crap out of the football jerks, Katy tried to follow them, but Puck and Sam pushed her back in her seat, trying to protect her.
"I'm gonna go all thunderdome on those guys!" Puck shouted, angry that they'd slushy one of his bros, when they were met face to face with the football team as they strolled into the choir room, like they owned the place.
"So this is what the ladies lounge looks like from the inside." One of them teased,
"This is the choir room. Now put up your fists cause you and I are gonna do some dancing!" Sam growled, getting in a stance to swing.
Katy felt a little tingle run down the back of her spine but tried to ignore it, and replace it with pure Puckerman fury.
"Nah I've got this Sam!" Finn said, pushing Sam backwards slightly,
"Coach Beiste told us to come, where is she?" Karofsky explained, smugly. Seconds later, Coach Beiste and Mr Schue pushed through the crowd of angry boys and into the choir room.
"Everybody take a seat." She instructed.
Sam took his seat next to Katy and they held each other's hands tight, like a seat belt to stop each other from doing anything.
"Alright new directions, give a warm welcome to your newest members of glee club!" Mr Schue announced with a smile.
All hell broke loose with both sides protesting extremely loudly and openly.
"OH HELL TO THE NAH MR SCHUE!" Mercedes screamed.
"Mr Schue are you serious? These are the guys who made Kurt transfer!" Finn pointed out angrily,
"There is no way I'm sharing the choir room with a known homophobe!" Rachel shouted, pointing at Karofsky.
"You tell em Rach!" Katy yelled, standing up and getting everyone's attention, "these guys are happy to bully us emotionally, verbally and physically and you expect us to be okay when they come in, knowing they'll ruin our little safe space, no!" Her usual calm demeanor changing, surprising most in the room.
"Aww your little safe space." One of the football guys mocked her and Katy and Rachel had to hold Sam and Puck back from flying across the room to attack them.
"I don't disagree with you guys. But I've talked to Coach Beiste about it and she and I both agree that the kind of bullying David does is born out of ignorance." Mr Schue said calmly, "having him in here, as difficult as it may be for us, is an opportunity to show him and the rest of the guys that glee club is kinda cool! Find some common ground."
"All of your are gonna be in this glee club for one week, no exceptions." Coach Beiste explained,
"She's bluffing! Next week is the championship game! Without us she has no team!" Karofsky rolled his eyes at his coach.
"With you i have no team!" Coach Beiste yelled. "You guys have gotta find a way to come together or we are gonna get our asses kicked til here til Tuesday finds a saddleback full of buck weed!"
Most of the room was confused at Coach Beiste's comparison.
"If I have to stay I ain't singing no show tunes! That is the music of my oppressors!" Azimo insisted and Katy rolled her eyes at his lack of knowledge for the glee club.
"Do you even have any idea what we do in here?" Finn sighed, looking unimpressed.
"No." Mr Schue intervened, "none of them do, we have to show them. Rachel, Puck, haven't you been working on something?"
"Fine! As offended I am at their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance!" Rachel scoffed, as her and Puck made their way to the front, throwing dirty looks at the football team.
(Song- need you now, sang by puck and Rachel)
Katy stood up and clapped for her best friend and brother, extremely proud of them, throwing scowls to the football team, who looked ready to mock Puck's contribution to the glee club.
"The girl with the Mohawk had a really nice voice!" Azimo joked, taunting Puck, who nodded and swung his guitar at him, starting a massive fight to break out in the middle of the choir room. Sam has to hold a furious Rachel back from using her tiny body to attack any football player that dissed her performance and Katy was stood dodging the many accidental punches that were thrown her way. It was at that moment, she was glad she was so small.

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