Haikyuu A.U. 1

Chapter 27

Kuroo POV

Kenma is currently teasing me about being in a long distance relationship.
How can he torture me?
My very pretty boyfriend is so far away from me and this boy is busy deriving pleasure from my misery.
I have never felt more lonely.
I must have looked miserable at that thought because he actually stopped the torment.

" It won't be that long anyway. " He mumbled.
" I think two years will be a long time. " I sighed.
He made an ' O ' face and we were quiet for a while.
He had immediately started texting on his phone and was trying really hard to control his laughter.
" What are you laughing about? "
" Stop looking at me and focus on driving! "
" Fine. "

Kenma POV

Did he not know about Kei moving here?
I texted on our group chat.

Kenma :

Kei, did you not tell Kuroo about you moving?

Akaashi :
He what‽
Tsukishima :
Well, circumstances are such that we have barely talked after agreeing to date.

Kenma :

I was just teasing him about being in a long distance for a few days but he legit thinks that he has to wait two more years

Akaashi :
I am crying because I started to laugh so hard I pulled a muscle
Tsukishima :
Why are all three of you such drama queens?
Akaashi :
┐(´ー｀)┌

Kenma :

I am going to ignore that statement.

Akaashi :
You should talk to him about this though
Tsukishima :
Sure I will text him now.

Kenma :

Not now.

Tsukishima :
Why??

Kenma :

Make him wait a little and let me enjoy.

Akaashi :
Don't listen to him

Tsukishima :
Okay.

Kenma :

No but seriously, not now, maybe in half an hour.

Akaashi :
Why?
Tsukishima :
Again, why?

Kenma :

He is driving me home now. If he sees a text from you, I am certain he will crash. I don't want to die this young.

Akaashi :
You don't want to die young. You are being a disgrace to us
Tsukishima :
I'd welcome death with open arms.

Kenma :

I am still in debt in animal crossing.

Akaashi :
Understandable
Tsukishima :
Understandable.

Tsukishima :
Hey