Midas x reader

Birds and the bees

You had just woken up in Midas bed not remembering how you had gotten there the last thing you remembered was getting on the choppa to head back. You sat up looking behind at Midas still asleep he had lipstick smudged across his face and his hair was all messy it was cute in a way.

"Jeiznejsnjanwbzjsbiwb" (idk 😂)

Midas was mumbling something in his sleep you were curious to what he was saying. He gasped and woke up he sat up with you taking deep breaths. His forehead was covered in sweat.

"Midas are you ok?"
"Ummm yeah I think, I just had a bad dream"
"What was it if you don't mind me asking?"
"It was weird there was this person in I'm not sure who but they threw me into the purple water at steamy stacks and I came back here playing the banjo"
"Wow that is weird I'm sorry to hear this"
"No it's fine. Anyway is there anything we've got planned to do today?"
"Yess there is"
"What is it?"
"Your gonna love it we have to give Skye the talk"
"What? Your joking. Please tell me your joking"
"Nope sadly not"
"Why can't we just wait a little longer until we do that"
"You clearly do not remember last night. She saw us doing you know what so I told her we would explain it to her"
"That actually happened? I didn't think that actually happened"
"Well it did"
"Can't we just tell her we were wrestling?"
"No we have to tell her the truth. The amount of times we have lied when something about this subject has come up is to much."
"It can't hurt to do it one more time"
"Midas your gonna have to tell her the truth some point so it might be better to just get it out of the way"
"Fine well we should get dressed so I will see you in the meeting room with Skye"

You grabbed his shoulders and pushed him down onto the bed. You crawled In between his legs and started kissing his lower torso.

"Y/n I'm not in the mood"

He looked down at you with an unimpressed face you moved Your head up to talk to him.

"Why not?"
"I don't know maybe it's the dream or the fact that I'm telling Skye who is like my daughter what sex is"
"That might be why I'm sorry you have to go through this but I will be there for you the whole time"
"Thanks"
"If it helps just think of her as Goldie then it shouldn't be so hard. Where did Goldie go?"
"Oh when we had that fight I went on a walk with him and I saw a girl who had recently lost her dog so I gave him to her"
"Awww that's so kind"
"Hmm I guess so anyway let's get ready"
"Ok see ya then"

*time skip*

You had gotten dressed and were on your way to the meeting room when you saw Tina.

"Hey y/n"
"Hey Tina how are you?"
"I'm good Umm I just wanted to say I didn't tell anyone what I saw yesterday"
"Thank you for keeping it a secret. So you and ruby got a bit busy yesterday it seems"
"Yeah it finally happened and I think we are now dating"
"I'm so happy for you congratulations"
"Thanks. Do you want to go shopping with us today?"
"I would love to but me and Midas have to give Skye the talk"
"Ahhhhh the birds and the bees talk"
"Yeah thinking about it I should be there now"
"Ok well good luck with that and if Midas bails let me know so I can help"
"Hopefully he doesn't but if he does I will let you know anyway I will see you later"
"Bye see you later"

The door to the meeting room slowly opened for you to see Midas standing there. He motioned for you to come in so you did. Skye was sitting in one of the chairs waiting for you to come in.

She had a worried look on her face not knowing what we need to talk about. Both of you walked over to her and sat down.

You: "hey Skye"
Skye: "hey do you know what this is about?"
You: "Midas needs to talk to you about something very important"
Midas: "umm so I probably should start with what we where doing yesterday"
Skye: "yeah what were you guys doing?"
Midas: "we where ......... wrestling yep we were wrestling"
Skye: "oh well why where you two naked then?"
Midas: "because it's hard to do that in a dress ya know"
You: "Midas you need to tell her the truth you said you would"
Midas: "uhhhh fine"
Skye: "what were you doing then?"
Midas: "umm we need to have a little chat about.... growing up I just need to get something that will help explain it"