Out of the hole

Six

The next morning Hidan woke up, being carried by Kakuzu on a wooden bridge that barely hung over the small river, in a nicely kept garden. Tall pink and light blue flowers stood over the clear water, witch mirrored them perfectly. The older got off the bridge and fallowed a dirt path, it's sides were covered in luscious green bushes and carefully placed stones, that were flatter than the author's chest. "Morning Hidan." Kakzuz greeted, grabbing Hidan's attention. "Good fucking morning." He said with a smile. "How's your eyes doing? Can you see anything?" Kakuzu asked. Hidan shook his head. "Can't see shit, it's all blurry as hell." "That's a shame, it's really pretty here." "Where the hell is here?" Hidan asked, his eyes shot back and forth as if he was trying to see. "We're going to an in. It's in the village of fortune." He answered.

The village of fortune was well known for it's beautiful scenery and flat lands witch were good for building and growing food, and since it was out of the way so it was rare for it to join war. However the village wasn't the most friendly place, many people lived on the streets and crime rates were always high, so the borders weren't too tight, witch was useful when you're on the run. Especially since it was in between the land of fire and the land of hot water, the nation Hidan was born in.

Hidan blinked for a moment. "What time is it?" He asked scratching his hand. "Hell if I know." He threw his head and arms back well he groaned loudly, showing his frustration. Hidan crossed his arms as his face twisted into a pout. "I can fucking walk you know, shit-head." He growled. "The ground is covered in rocks. I don't want to be slowed down because you're fuckng tripping over yourself, dumbass." Kakuzu scolded, Hidan looked away but didn't say anything more, Kakuzu had won the argument, his reward was a upset Hidan, a punishment in his opinion but he knew Hidan's attitude would change in a few minutes.

They finally made it inside, a young woman sat behind the front desk. "Hello si-... sir is he alright?" She asked pointing at Hidan. "Yes. He's blind and I don't want him to trip." The woman blinked for a second. "Sir? Are you alright?" She asked to Hidan. "Yeah I'm fucking fine." He stated. "Sorry. We've been having a lot of kidnapping lately. I-I just wanted to make sure. Better safe than sorry." She said with a awkward smile. "Would you like a wheelchair?" She asked putting her hands on her lap. "MY LEGS WORK PERFECTLY FINE, YOU GOD DAM BITCH! KAKUZU PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN NOW!" He yelled, his face covered in red from both embarrassment and anger. Kakuzu dropped him, he fell with a heavy thud. "Ow! Asshole!" Hidan said rubbing the back of his head. "You told me to put you down and I did." He stood up and leaned against the doorframe, death glaring in Kakuzu's general duration. Kakuzu calmly walked up to the desk. "Sorry about him, he's in a bad mood. Anyway can we have a room?"

Hidan looked out the door, he could see the light of the sun. It was warm and inviting. He felt Kakuzu's presents behind him. "Come on Hidan. Let's go to our room." He said as he grabbed his hand and led him down a long hallway. They stopped at the door, that's number matched the one on the key. Kakuzu unlocked it, opened the door and pulled Hidan inside. "Stop being a jack-ass. She was just trying to help you." Kakuzu spat. "I don't give a shit." Hidan stated. Suddenly a look of worry and fear was displayed on Hidan's face. "Fuck." His voice was barely above a whisper. Kakuzu raised a brow. "What?" "I haven't sacrificed anything to Lord-Jashin. Oh no, he must be so pissed with me. I don't even have my pediment. Fuck. Lord Jashin please have mercy on my soul." Kakuzu sighed, of course Hidan would be complaining about that. "You're god isn't real." He pinched the bridge of his nose, annoyed. "You old fuck! He is real you god-dam heathen!" He yelled. "Shut your fucking mouth." Hidan obeyed as he plopped down on the bed.

"There's a hot spring here, if you're able calm down we'll go." Hidan nodded, taking deep breaths to help him calm down. "Kakuzu?" He asked. "Yes." "If we somehow, just so happening to be going in the same duration as Yugakure can we go get me a new pediment? So I can properly please lord-Jashin? Pretty please. Pretty please with sprinkles on top.~" He begged, batting his long lashes. Kakuzu sighed, once again. "Maybe." Hidan smiled excitedly. "Hell yeah!" He shouted joyfully, a wider smile spread on his face, he looked completely pure even though he was excited about bringing murder and pain too innocent people. It made Kakuzu chuckle at his somewhat odd behaviour. "I know you're excited but calm down." "Fine." Hidan said, a mischievous smile still on his face.