Out of the hole

Twenty-four

Hadin laughed as Kakuzu let go of his arm. "Oh they're so fucked." His smile grew even wider. Kakuzu sighed. "Don't over do it. Try to have some restraint." Hidan groaned and rolled his eyes. "I know I know. I'm still gonna have fun." Hidan's voice had pure insanity in it. His breathing was heavy, drool was already threatening to drop down his chin, his eyes were already blood shot and wide. He was chuckling and giggling in excitement. He already looked bat shit crazy and Kakuzu wouldn't have him in any other way. Kakuzu turned his head around to see that the ninja were plenty close. "Hidan I have a plan." "Is it better than the last one?" Hidan already pulling on his red scythe. "Shut your mouth and listen."

"Are those two...fighting? The hell? Are we sure they are the mass murders? Kakuzu and Hidan? I sure hope we aren't waisting our time." One of the ninja pouted, looking disappointed. "How the hellfire should I know? Anyway they are dangerous. If they are Kakuzu and Hidan they are ex-Akatsuki members." The other said. "Yeah no shit!" The first retorted. The third man stayed quite, hiding his face from the other two as well as the world.

Kakuzu leapt out of the way as the scythe flew past him slashing through the first ninja. "I'll get the big guy you-" The second's voice died down as the third one was no where to be seen. "Where the fuck did you go you coward?!" Kakuzu appeared behind him. His detached fist landed directly on the cheek, throwing him across the ground.

Hidan laughed as he licked the blade of his weapon. His skin turning into a skeleton like patterns. He panted happily, just staring at the first ninja, creeping the poor man out. The first ninja backed away as he witnessed the change in skin but it was too late, Hidan already drank his blood. He slit his wrist and drew the symbol of Jashin. "The preparations have been completed! Oh, lord Jashin! Watch me! Watch me as I serve you!" Hidan shrieked, as the man ran away. Hidan raised his scythe above his head and let out a roar of laughter. He rammed it down through his stomach. The first ninja dropped onto the ground as blood poured out of his stomach. The albino panted much heavier, bent over, his scythe still stabbed through him. "Don't worry I have to make this end quickly! I do wish we could spend more time together!" The immortal screamed through insane, loud, and inhuman laughter as he stabbed the blade through his chest. The man dropped dead that moment. He smiled, finally getting the blood he so desperately craved.

The second ninja groaned as threads shot through his entire body. He squirmed but he couldn't move too much. Kakuzu watched as the man stopped moving and died. He yanked out the threads. "Ok! Now where the fuck is the third one?" Hidan's yell grabbed Kakuzu's attention. The third ninja suddenly appeared. "Hay ho!" He called yanking off his mask, reviling a very familiar face. "REKU!?" Hidan smiled. The Jashin symbol hanging of the man's chest caught Kakuzu's attention. "Are you guys fucking everywhere?" Kakuzu groaned in frustration. "So this is your boyfriend? Oh!~ Never took you for the guy who liked older men!" Reku teased as he removed the wooden peg from his ankle and attached it to his scythe, turning into a crutch. Hidan nodded, wrapping his arms around Hidan's elbows. "Yep he is! And he fucking loves me soooo much!" He yelled. "You're getting blood all over me, Hidan. Knock it off." Kakuzu growled as he pulled the younger off. Reku smiled. "And he likes to push you away! You're such a masochist, Hidan!" He laughed "That's me!" Hidan joined in.

"Why are you all the way out here?" Hidan asked. "I could ask you the same question, Hidan." Reku smirked. "We're criminals, We can't just stay in one spot." Kakuzu answered. "So why are you out here, Reku?" Hidan asked, tilting his head. "Well I heard there was two  criminals on the lose and there is no other twenty-two year old with sliver hair. Aren't you gonna be twenty-three in a month?" Reku asked. Hidan looked over at him in surprise. "I am?" "It's March 2ed so yes in a month. How the hell could you forget?" Reku laughed as Hidan shrugged. "Hay wait a sec, is that your boyfriend walking away?" Reku asked pointing at the tall man that was walking in the opposite detection. "HAY WAIT UP, KAKUZU YOU OLD BUSTARD!" Hidan called after him. Reku smiled then began to slowly chase after him.

"Do you two have anywhere to stay?" Reku asked, holding onto his clutch. "If you don't I'm staying in a motel but I still have to hunt for you guys till the morning so you guys can stay there." Reku smirked. "Really? Thanks!" Hidan smiled. Kakuzu sighed once again. "Thank you." Despite what jashinists stand for the ones they have meet were kind enough to let them stay with them or maybe it was just because of Hidan. Hidan had become an immortal to serve his god he might have been well known to the members of the cult. Kakuzu wrapped his arm around Hidan's shoulder. "You're not going to faint again, are you?" "Having trouble with conciseness, eh Kakuzu?" Reku laughed. Kakuzu simply nodded. "Yes but I shouldn't anymore."

Hidan clung back on his arm as they continued to walk. Their was a small village up ahead. "Fuck." Hidan mumbled. "What now Hidan?" Kakuzu asked. The shorter name pointed to a wanted poster. The paper held no pictures but it did have a description of the two immortals. Kakuzu let out a sigh. "Of course. They found out we're still alive." "Oh yeah I completely forgot about that." Reku said scratching the back of his head. "Seems like a big thing to fucking forget!" Hidan growled. Reku let out a nervous chuckle. "So... should I disguise myself as a girl now?" Hidan asked. "We might just have to." Kakuzu let out yet another sigh.