Out of the hole

Fifteen

Since it's Valentine's Day I'm uploading not on Thursday. :) And I know I've already said this but it's my birthday tomorrow as well. :D

Hidan woke up nude on Kakuzu's bare chest, blush as well as a smile appeared on his face. 'I need to shower.' He thought as he got up and walked into the bathroom and slowly turned the valve so it was warm, he stood in the raining water. A sigh of relaxation left his lips as he felt the water dripping down his back washing his secrets of the night prior and forcing them down the drain. He leaned on the shower smooth white wall but felt fairly uncomfortable when he heard loud loud splatting sounds from behind him, due to the broken shower head. He began to wash the sweat off his body and out of her hair.

Soon he finished his shower, he wrapped the dark green fluffy towel around his pale waist. The albino looked into the mirror hickeys were scattered all over his neck. He left the bathroom and got quickly put on a pair of boxers. He looked over at the clock, it read 400 hours (4:00 am), still way to early to get up, so he laid back down so his head was resting on Kakuzu's chest. Kakuzu sat up, momentarily forcing Hidan's back to been at a wired angle before he slid down so his chin was on the bed. "Hidan? What time is it?" He asked tiredly, using his fist to rub his eye. "It's like four." Hidan answered, moving on to Kakuzu's lap. Kakuzu sighed, he laid back down, pulling Hidan down with him. He Hidan wrapped his arms around his loves neck and pulled himself up. "Should we get up now?" He asked quietly. "Not yet. Go back to sleep, Hidan." "Fine." He muttered. He still didn't go to sleep but he quietly looked out the window, the rain had stopped just a few hour ago and the dark clouds flown away, leaving a beautiful night sky in there place.

Soon they both had to get up and get ready to leave, Hidan was the first one that was ready. "Hurry up, I don't wanna wait for your slow ass!" Hidan complained. "Shut the fuck up." Kakuzu growled, glare up at him. Hidan crossed his arms and let out a groan of frustration. "You always get so goddam cranky when you wake up after a night of sex." Hidan face instantly became red. "Shut up, asshole! And hurry up." He yelled, stomping his foot.

The two soon left the love hotel and walked down the soon to be empty streets. It was to early for most people to even wake up, so it was safer for a quick escape. "Come on there's a shitty forest to over there with only three fucking guards." Hidan whispered before pulling Kakuzu over towards the large group of trees. "Are you sure?" He questioned. "Yeah. I'm fucking sure. There all spread out too so if we kill one the other bitchs won't show up for a while." Hidan laughed loudly, before Kakuzu slammed his hand over his mouth, stopping him for making so much loud noises. "Don't say that kind of shit, you are going too get us caught." Hidan glared at him before pushing his hand away from his face. "Fine. Asshole." He said in an angry tone as he shoved his hands into his sweater pockets. Hidan remained quiet until they reach the forest. "We gotta stay quiet, so they don't hear us." "It's not me we have to worry about, Hidan." Hidan mumbled curses under his breath. They quietly and slowly moved through the trees, trying not to get caught by the whatever hot water ninja was there. Kakuzu listened for any movement while Hidan looked out for camouflage, since he was still colour-blind.

Though they lucky didn't see anything yet, both felt as if they were being fallowed but every time they stopped and looked around, everything remained still. Suddenly a snap of a branch echoed through out the woods, witch grabbed both males attention. The moment they turned their heads a kunai flew past them. "Fuck!" Hidan yelled in frustration, before he  growled. "Stop right there! I'm going to kill you for what you've done!" A voice screaming, though they were to far to properly hear, whoever it was they were clearly angered. "Do you think that's the hot water ninja or the piss stain that keeps fallowing us?" Hidan questioned looking at Kakuzu. "I don't know but either way we can't let them leave alive. They know we're criminals." A smile cracked on the older mans face. Three more kunai's flew past them. Hidan jumped to the ground well Kakuzu kept in the trees, both continued to run forward, to find out who was going to be picked of first. It turned out it was Hidan, who smirked as more and more kunai flew past him. "Hidan make sure they fallow you, then when they are close enough to you I'll come in behind so their pined between us. It's the best way for us to avoid any injury. Be careful, we can't risk you getting harmed." Kakuzu yelled. Hidan ran too his right luckily whoever was chasing them fell into the trap. He could tell Kakuzu hadn't jumped down from the tree so the stalker isn't close enough to him yet.

Soon they were close enough for their footsteps to be heard, mostly because Hidan had grown tired and slowed down. He began panting, his grip loosened on his heavy scythe, his legs felt like mush, it's been too long since he's had to run like this. His run slowly became more of a stumbling jog, he was just trying to keep himself from falling on his ass. He refused to go any slower then he already was no matter how much his legs cried and begged for him to stop.

The footsteps started to go towards the left as the high pitched hissing sound began to screech. Once Hidan found out why it was too late. "Oh shit." Was the only thing he could say before a bright flash of light was grew and a loud sound engulfed him. It appears that he had fallen for the same trick once again.