Out of the hole

Seventeen

By the time Hidan woke up the heart creature was gone. He felt sad but he knew the mask was safely in Kakuzu's back. Kakuzu was up and about. Hidan stood up, he could at least walk for a little bit longer now though running still seemed a bit hard to do. Kakuzu held Hidan's hand as they began to walk leaving the forest. "Hay Kakuzu, do you know where are we going?" He asked. "Not really, no." He answered not bothering to turn around to look back at the albino, witch annoyed him, he wanted Kakuzu's attention. Hidan tried to pull on his arm to get his attention, he kept failing however. "Hidan knock it off! You're annoying me." He scowled. Hidan groaned in frustration and gave him the death glare but he obeyed his wish for silence.

The two were walking to the land of wind but it would take awhile until they got there, at least a day from were they are. Some of the trees were smaller then others, most were huge with downward pointing branches. The air smelt heavily of pine and grass as well as salt from a nearby river that flowed into a small pound. The birds sung and the frogs squealed around them. The clouds casted its thin shadows over the pine needles filled land. The dirt that was visible was muddy but it wasn't deep just wet, witch was annoying. The air around them was luke-warm it felt wet but no real temperature.

Hidan grabbed the older mans elbow and rested his head on Kakuzu's shoulder. A whimper came out of his throat, as he clung to his lover tighter. "My leg fucking hurts!" He whined. Kakuzu sighed as he picked Hidan so he could wrap around his body and held him at his waist so he could carry him. "God, you're the most irritating thing ever." Hidan laughed. "You love me though." He stuck out his tongue with a smug smirk on his face. Kakuzu groaned. "I am going too throw you, I swear to god." "The only god is Lord jashin." "There is no such thing as a god, you're just bat shit insane." "Maybe I am but you still love me." "Do you plan on telling me that after everything I say?" Kakuzu asked narrowing his eyes. "Yeah and you fucking love me, don't cha?" "Yeah, of course. I wouldn't go through so much trouble if I didn't." Hidan snickered. "I love fucking you too, you old asshole!" Hidan yelled happily and loudly, wrapping his arms around his neck and yanked his head on the taller man's shoulder. Kakuzu sighed, of course he had to fall in love with this annoying little albino peace of shit.

A sudden sloppy thud of something landing made both males look behind them. They were expecting Ino but it wasn't her instead it was a long legged bird, who hadn't yet noticed the two. The bird was digging at the ground, looking for worms because as said it the ground was muddy, just enough for worms to happily squiggle around in. Kakuzu let out another sigh and began walking again as the bird continued to search for a bite to eat.

The two remained on edge as they continued there walk. Every little noise took their attention, no matter how unlikely it was to be someone, in this case it was better to stay safe than rotting forever in a prison cell.

"Are you strong enough to walk on your own? I'm tired of carrying you." Hidan blinked for a few seconds as if processing the simple question. "Yeah I think I can go for a few more hours, besides I could use the exercise." The pale man said well nodding. He stopped walking and let the albino down. "I still can't believe I let that brat best me. Same stupid trick too." Hidan grumbled crossing his arms. "It wasn't your stupidity that got you in trouble this time." "Yeah. Hay wait a minute what do you mean stupid!? Fuck you, you old bustard!" Kakuzu stopped listening after the first insult be he could tell Hidan was yelling out hundreds more, each with more swears then the last. Soon the murderess priest had toned his anger to just a death glare. "Are you done yet?" The older man knew he was lighting the flame of rage but he wasn't one to back down from holding that match. Hidan stomped his foot angrily since there was nothing to punch and screamed.

After a few more minutes Hidan finally calmed down a little bit. He wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's elbow but his face remained in an upset sate. Kakuzu pulled him closer with the same arm and Hidan started to hold his waist. "Will you take that damed thing off?" He asked about the large weapon that sat on Hidan's back. "It is not fucking damed! It has been blessed by the great lord Jashin, you fucking ass-hole! He'll curse you, you nonbeliever! I hope you'll soon find it in your heart to-" Kakcuuz groaned cutting the silver haired man. Hidan glared. "Just shut up." Kakuzu muttered returning the dirty look. "Fine whatever." Hidan spat, a pout on his face.