Out of the hole

Ten

Hidan woke up, his eyes slowly opened as he sat up. "The fuck? Why am I on the couch?" He questioned, before his eyes widened and a large smile spread across his face. Akari raised a few brow. "I can see!" He scream in delight and excitement, clapping his hands. "Really? Good for you." Akari sat up and cupped his cheeks as a smile shown on her face as while. "Well I think I'm colour blind but I can still fucking see!" "I feel happy for your dumb-ass self!" She said as she putting her hands on her hips.

"So wheres Kakuzu and why was I on the couch?" Hidan asked, his head tilting to the left. Akari sighed softly. "Your fuck buddy went to go get money or some shit like that." She laughed loudly. "Oh. Of course that greedy dick would do that. I can't wait for him to get back, he'll be so fucking happy." Akari got up of the couch and walked to the kitchen. "You want sausages sweetheart?" She asked as she began walking into the contented kitchen. "Hell yeah." Hidan nodded then fallowed her. "Well you cook that shit. I'm going go find out how shit my fucking hair looks." He announced as he walked down the hallway to the bathroom. He looked beelined to the cabinet's mirror. He rested his hands on the sinks cold, smooth surface and leaned closer to the reflective wall. His hair was a bit longer then when he was dug up as well as more fat. He grabbed a handful of his hair and allowed the sliver strands slip pass so fingertips. He couldn't tell if he liked it or not, he thought for a few minutes before he decided he wouldn't like to keep it at it's long length. He walked out of the room, as Akari placed two plates each with seven sausages down on the table. "Well what do you think about that dumb-ass haircut?" She said with a smirk as Hidan sat down to her left. "I think it looks like ass." He mumbled with a smile. "I'll cut it for you when we're done eating." She stated, ripping into one of the sausages. "Sure, why the hell not?" He sighed joining her in tearing apart the sausages. "You know Hidan, I'm happy you showed up. I've been lonely lately, it's so nice to see you're dumb-ass showing up." Akari smiled.

Kakuzu started to head back towards Akari's home, he had stolen 700 yen and he wasn't going to risk it trying to steal any more. The morning's crisp, the cold breeze forced his body to shiver. The house soon came into view, sitting on the flat ground, away from everything and everyone, definitely something one in a cult would want to live in. He never really got a good looked at, it was made of dark red wood, it looked more old cabin then an house with three bedrooms. It's windows were thick and the currents were a light grey colour. There was no real path to it but stones that, looked naturally placed did point the way. It looked like a lovely home but it held a serial murder. This was also Hidan's home for ten years, it was clear that Akari had raised Hidan. The way they talked, swore, their somewhat rude behavior, they had a lose idea about how permanent death really was, even there odd insane-person laugh, it was all similar. Not to the point where Hidan was a complete replica but it wasn't hard too tell she influenced him to a very large degree. Kakuzu started to think about the old woman, Akari definitely had a personality disorder, she'd switch from insane to caring and vice-versa mid-sentence. Her odd behaviour was scary and if Hidan was anything to go off of she was extremely violent. He didn't know how to feel about Akari, though Hidan seemed to trust her, so he'd give her the benefit of the doubt, he wouldn't let his guard down around her but he'd try and treat her with kindness and respect. He didn't really have any real reason to hate Akari, so he wouldn't. She took them in after all so he'd place some trust in her for now.

He opened the door to see a happy Hidan, with short hair, staring directly at him. "Kakuzu I can see again! I can fucking see again!" Hidan announced excitedly, he was almost jumping up and down in pure joy. "You're too adorable, Hidan." Akari teased before laughing loudly. "Shut the fuck up!" He yelled, his face was more red than a strawberry due to embarrassment. "Anyway I can see again! That means you don't have to carry me anymore!" He announced. "Kakuzu, there's sausages if you want any." Akari stated, pointing towards the stove. "I'm fine, but thank you for offering." Kakuzu stated as he bowed his head slightly then he walked to the kitchen and sat at the wooden table. He began counting the money he had stolen making sure that it was real and he hadn't lost any but it wasn't long before Hidan interrupted him. "Hay! You should be paying attention to me! Not your goddam shitty money!" Hidan whined, trying to slid in his lap. Kakuzu moved his arm allowing Hidan to sit on his thighs so his back faced the older man's well chest. Kakuzu rested his chin on the top of Hidan's head and continued to count the money. Hidan watched quietly, he read the numbers and words on them, he was happy to finally be able to do something like that again, even if it was small it made him feel overjoyed, so he sat there with a smile on his face. Even after Kakuzu was done they still sat at the table only the stitched male wrapped his arms around the jashinist's waist. Akari went back to the living room to resume reading her book since she was dying to know what happened next. "Kakuzu?" He asked in a soft tone. Instead of asking what, Kakuzu hummed questioningly against Hidan's once again thick hair. "Now that I can see can I sacrifice heathens again?" "You're still way too thin, Hidan." Kakuzu answered, Hidan pouted as he looked down at his hands, he was thin, much fatter then when he escaped from the woods but still thin, he'd estimate his weight was around eighty pounds or less, not healthy for an almost twenty three year old male but stabbing yourself repeatedly wasn't the most healthy thing either.

He played around with his finger for a few more minutes before he turned around and rested his face on the older mans sting breast. "Do you like my hair now?" Hidan mumbled. "Yeah, I prefer it like this." He ran his fingers threw his hair that now ended at the base of his neck, it felt slightly wired for the sliver stands to be this short once again but he'd get use to it. "Last time my hair was this short I thought I'd never get to see your ugly ass face again." Though it was an insult, it voice made him sound like he was about to cry. Hidan managed to slip out of Kakuzu's arms and into the bedroom, locking the door behind him. Kakuzu groaned. Akari got up. "I'll get the spare key." She walked over to her bedroom and went in, Kakuzu waited for her outside of the room the albino was in. Akari came back and tossed the key at him. "Just don't be a dumb-ass and let him trick it off of you." She called as she went back to the living room. She sighed and remembered when she had to use that key to get to Hidan.

Akari POV

Hidan ran into his bedroom and locked the door. 'I've only had this dumb-ass boy for about a week and he's already causing trouble for me.' I thought as I knock on the door. "Let me in dumb-ass!" I yelled at the door grabbing the knob and violently juggled it. "No! Leave me alone!" 'This brat.' I stomped into my room and looked for my key, I was in no mood for his bullshit. "I just lost one brat, I don't plan to lose another." I muttered under my breath. I found the key and walked back to his room. "Last chance!" "Piss off!" 'This dumb-ass swore at me, that little fucker.' I unlocked the door and slammed it open. He was crying on his mattress all of his sheets were wrapped around his shaking form. I grabbed his arm and forced him to look at me. He had the same panicked look Haru had, it calmed me down. It reminded me of him. I loosened my hold on his arm and he covered himself up again but didn't retract his arm so it was sticking out of his little blanket cocoon. "Don't look at me I don't like it." He cried out at me but I ignored his demand. "What's wrong sweetie?" I ask pulling him onto my lap and pulled the blanket away from his red face."I lost my bunny stuffy in the woods, when you were teaching me how to kill people." Hidan sobbed. 'Of course he did.' I let out a sigh. "I'll get you a new bunny stuffy tomorrow when I go to work." "No! I-It is not my bunny stuffy so it's not g-good enough! I want my bunny stuffy!" He whined but it wasn't bratty it sounded more like a desperate plea for his little stuffed animal toy to come home. "Sorry honey. We'll look for it tomorrow, ok?" He nodded. I swayed from one side to the other trying to calm him down.

"We never food that dumb-ass rabbit toy." I smiled.