30 day OTP challenge: Alarmy edition

Day 9

HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS!!!!

Y'all knew the S5 floof was coming-

Army and Rider have their own code full of British and Australian slang flight me

And no I won't translate it

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Army sighed. He knew this would happen.

Yet somehow he didn't try to stop it.

Aloha and Mask were attempting to cook and were failing miserably, Skull was supervising them, and Army was sipping tea with Rider on the couch.

The octo smiled. "I love Aloha, but he's an absolute wanker sometimes."

"Sometimes? The dude's a prat." Rider stated. "Ya said it yourself; He drives you up the fuckin wall!"

"It's not my fault he's a dish!"

"I'ma what now?" Aloha asked, poking his head in from the kitchen. "I'm a dish?"

Rider sighed. "No, it means he think's your fit."

The pinkette walked over to the two, plopping down next to Army. "Of course I'm fit! I work out!"

"It means I think you're hot." Army stated, sipping his tea. "It's nothing much."

Aloha smirked. "I knew that, babe." He stole a kiss from Army, pressing their lips together and only pulling back after he lost his breath.

"...Shut it."

And that's when the fire alarm started beeping.

"ALOHA I THINK I BURNED THE PIZZA!" Mask yelled.

Aloha sighed. "Oh boy..."

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Sorry this was short but hey it's cute