By popular demand, here's pt 2
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*Jotaro and Y/n arguing about who will go first into Dio’s mansion*
Kakyoin: Guys, guys. Your both too valuable and precious to risk.
Kakyoin: It should someone expendable.
Kakyoin: like polnareff
Polnareff: what?!
ווו×
*When Mr. Joestar sends them off to “train”*
Polnareff: I don’t like being excluded, do you?
Kakyoin, Jotaro, and Y/n: Yes!
•×•×•×•×•
*Hol horse, holding Kakyoin and Polnareff at gunpoint*
Hol Horse: Choose who dies first
Mr. joestar: I-I...I can’t. They’re both like sons to me
Hol Horse: Well then I’ll just shoot them both
Mr. Joestar: Alright, alright, alright. To hell with Polnareff, I never liked him anyways
וווו×
Dio: Do you believe in heaven, Y/n?
Y/n: I believe in hell, and I’m in it.
וווו×
Tadashi: Why do you want to save the world?
Y/n: CAUSE I’M ONE OF THE MORONS WHO LIVE IN IT??? TF??
וווו×
Polnareff: What would I do without you?
Kakyoin: Crash and burn
וווו×
Polnareff: Oh look, a little goat!
Y/n: that’s not a goat
Polnareff: it’s got horns. It’s a goat
Y/n: even giraffes have horns. And it’s not a goat. Its a yak
Polnareff: a yak? No way
Polnareff: maybe it’s a cow
Kakyoin: I’m about to have a cow.
וווו×
Kakyoin: oh fiddlesticks
Mr. Joestar: look I understand its a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language
וווו×
*baby stando*
Y/n: what’s wrong with you?
Kakyoin: off the top of my head, id say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Kakyoin: or did you mean the bags under my eyes?
וווו×
Avdol: I don’t like guns
Hol Horse; That’s just because you’ve never learned how to use one!
Avdol: or the fact that I’ve just been shot. Repeatedly
וווו×
Y/n: avdol, how do I get revenge?
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