𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑂𝑓 𝐴 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟 ★ 𝐽𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑜 𝑋 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑋 𝐾𝑎𝑘𝑦𝑜𝑖𝑛

Stardust Crusaders Incorrect Quotes

Hey guys, so I know it's been a while since I posted with this book, but as I was reading back, I remembered a bunch of dumb shit I wrote while I did this. Most of these chapters were written at like three in the morning and so on, so I was really stupid when writing them. Anyways, enjoy this crack shit.

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Polnareff, looking at Y/n: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Polnareff: *punches a wall*

Polnareff: take me to a hospital

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Y/n: what are you drinking?

Kakyoin: vodka

Y/n: straight?

Kakyoin: no I'm bi

Jotaro: wHaT??

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In the desert, against Arabia Fats, the stand user of the sun

Y/n: *on the verge of passing out*

Avdol: are you okay?

Y/n: yeah I'm fine

Kakyoin: what does 'fine' mean?

Y/n: it means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded and killed us all

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Mr. Joestar: are you alright? I don't think you slept at all last night.

Y/n: I got a solid eight minutes.

Mr. Joestar:...

Y/n: well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine.

Y/n: you're not even that blurry right now.

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Y/n, raging: you wanna fight??? You wanna catch these hands?!!

Jotaro:

Jotaro: *holds y/n little fists*

Y/n: ok I'm calm now

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Mr. Joestar: I care about all of you equally

Jotaro: the others and I were attacked by an enemy stand while you were away.

Mr. Joestar: is y/n okay!???

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Kakyoin, stroking Y/n's hair: you're so tiny and adorable.

Y/n: I could kill you in your sleep

Kakyoin, with love in his eyes: I know!

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Dio: how tf did you assholes find my mansion

Mr. Joestar: well, there's a blood bonding between us and my grandpa's bo-

Jotaro: we typed "bitch" into the GPS

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Mr. Joestar: we bunk here for the night. And in the morning, (if we're all still alive)-

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Mr. Joestar: -ill take you out for pancakes

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Polnareff: oh come on! Be neighborly!

Jotaro: I'm not your neighbor. Also--I think I hate you

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