Y/N get in the damn Robot (Neon Genesis Evangelion x Male Reader)

Chapter 1: Hello Tokyo-3!

A/N: Author talking

Y/N or anyone: Normies talking

F/c: Favorite color

E/C: Eye color

P/C: Power color

H/C: Hair color

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(No one's POV)

Narrator: It is now the following morning in our heroes' home and with a new day comes new adventures! Just think of the challenges that our heroes will fac-

BANG!

The Narrator was then shot out of the tree branch he was sitting on due to Y/N shooting him in the head with his copy of a sniper rifle called The Supremacy that had an (F/C) ribbon tied on it.

(It's in your preferred color btw)

Y/N then clear's the rifle's chamber and then says

Y/N: Damn Narrators they have been trailing me since I meet Ash. Like what's their deal and also who the hell are they even talking to! *sighs* Whatever it's not my problem.

Y/N then leaves his bedroom window and heads to the kitchen to get breakfast. As Y/N is walking to the kitchen he hears Ash singing that bacon song again.

Y/N: ugh not that song again -_-

Ash: Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes put some bacon and I put in a pancake. Bacon pancakes that what it's going BACON PANCAKES!

Ash sings while he's making breakfast for the both of them Y/N then walks in and puts his rifle in his weapon vault and then sits at the table.

Y/N: Do you always have to sing that song every time you make bacon and pancakes?

Ash: I mean yeah the song is called "Bacon Pancakes" and I was making bacon with pancakes but besides that... you shot another narrator again did you

Y/N: How did yo-

Ash: You left your silencer off and I saw the neighbor's pet cyclops dragging the body

Ash said while putting Y/n's food on the table and then fixing his own plate.

Y/N: Thanks.

Y/N starts eating and a few moments later Ash sat down and started eating himself and then he remembers about the mission he got from Orginal.

Ash: Y/N you remember that call I got yesterday right?

Y/N swallows a piece of his pancake and responded