Shawn: *spills ink bottle*
Shawn: fuck me!
Grant: yes please.
Shawn: :/
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Joey: hey Henry could you help me count how many ink cans we have left?
Henry: I would but I can't
Joey: why?
Henry: I don't know my alphabet
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Shawn: *squeaks bendy plush*
Grant: I'm warning you
Shawn: *squeaks it again*
Bendy plush: *no longer has head*
Shawn: *cries*
Grant: it was for the best.
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Sammy: *sitting at desk*
Norman: *walks in the room*
Sammy: *pukes rainbow*
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Someone in band: *clarinet squeaks*
Sammy: FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
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Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.