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Shawn: *spills ink bottle*

Shawn: fuck me!

Grant: yes please.

Shawn: :/

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Joey: hey Henry could you help me count how many ink cans we have left?

Henry: I would but I can't

Joey: why?

Henry: I don't know my alphabet

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Shawn: *squeaks bendy plush*

Grant: I'm warning you

Shawn: *squeaks it again*

Bendy plush: *no longer has head*

Shawn: *cries*

Grant: it was for the best.

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Sammy: *sitting at desk*

Norman: *walks in the room*

Sammy: *pukes rainbow*

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Someone in band: *clarinet squeaks*

Sammy: FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

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Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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