Brain damage

695 28 7
                                    

Shawn: what did you guys dress up as for Halloween?

Jack: I dunno yet.

Wally: I'm a vampire

Shawn: why a vampire?

Wally: I'm attracted to necks, Jack c'mere!

Jack: *runs* NOOOPE!

——————————————

Shawn: If you think about it, Snowmen are vampires.

Grant: How the hell does that work?

Shawn: They can't be in the sun, they're very pale, and they don't eat food.

Grant: ...

Grant: Stop

——————————————————-

My brother's middle name is Jay. So all of my family is having lunch, and he just says: "is my middle name spelled g-a-y, or just J?"
And I swear to god I have never laughed so hard. I'm sorry I haven't gotten the next chapter of any book out yet, I'm just completely lost with motivation, and I'm also working on this thing that I'll tell y'all about later.

Batim oneshotsWhere stories live. Discover now