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Joey: I've always wanted to go to Mexico

Henry: why?

Joey:

Bendy: hey do you hear police sirens?

Joey: Y'know what? I just might go right now

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Sammy and Norman watching Wally from afar.

Sammy: he looks like the kind of guy who'd look up and down before crossing a road

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Wally: Jack can I make us breakfast today?

Jack: last time that happened you set the house on fire.

Wally: please?

Jack: tell me how to make toast.

Wally: well first you get the bread...

Jack: yeah...

Wally: then you put it in the toaster...

Jack: yes...

Wally: then you get the squid-

Jack: NO!

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Sammy: I need to get my work done.

Norman: no, you want to get your work done.

Sammy:...y...yes...?

Norman: what you really need is kisses

Sammy: why did I not see this coming?

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Sammy: stop teasing me!

Norman: but your so short!

Sammy: I may be the short one and you may be the tall one physically, but mentally, I tower over everyone and my plans for world domination will be completed, you will cower in fear...

Norman:

Norman: I love you too

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I've come to the conclusion that I'm very short. I have a challenge for anyone who'd like. If you can guess how tall I am, you get to choose the next oneshot, the ship, the scenario, all your choice. But only if you guess my height.
And yes you can guess more than once.

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