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I know I said I'd get that oneshot done but I'm having too much fun with these so have some more trash, I'll try and get the oneshot done by tomorrow, *T    R    Y*

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Norman: I want kids

Sammy: no you don't

Norman: yes I do

Sammy: if you do, you'll realize that mom was right about everything

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Joey: it could be the greatest future for our studio!

Henry: if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

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Wally: I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Jack: but we need to know why the chicken crossed that fuckin road!

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Joey: hello and welcome to the studio!

Wally: hello and welcome to brain damage!

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Susie: an apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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Grant: where are the bathrooms again?

Susie: men to the left because ladies are always right

Shawn: actually the guys bathroom is on the right-

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Henry to Joey: I'm sorry I called you an asshole, I thought you already knew

Joey: :(

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Thomas: the only joy Joey brings is when he leaves

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