So...after a long and thorough look at the batim ships, I realized a few things.
One: in Henry's secret audio log, he's probably talking about Linda as his wife.
Two: Susie always loved Sammy, and they used to sing together apparently?
Three: in Joey's home, you see a letter from Wally on the wall that mentions his wife. So he's married to a female.And Y'know, I'm not a child, and I'm getting kind of mature for all this batim stuff, like all the oneshots and stories.
I mean, what's the point in writing them? It's not like the ships are cannon, they're all already married and have wives and whatever.
So they can do that, I don't care. Let Henry be married with Linda, let Sammy and Susie be a couple, let Wally have his wife too.
And I'm getting to old for this and I realized how stupid it was. So that's it, I'm done writing, it was fun while it lasted.
I'll discontinue all my batim and fanfic books. Bye I guess.April fools, it pained me to say that.