Batim oneshots

H e l o

Bendy: Unleash the mental trauma!

Joey: you can't scar me-

Norman: *takes bite out of onion like an apple*

Joey whispering: no...

Jack: *washing hands with sleeves rolled down*

Joey: please-

Wally: *piles cards super neatly but leaves one in the middle sticking out*

Joey: no, please!

Sammy: *walks in with rainbow LEGO shoes*

Joey: NOOOO! STOOOOOP! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!

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Bendy: do ya ever just look at the sky and go 'huh. That's a nice sky.'

Henry: yes

Joey: Of course not, what do you take me for, sane?

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Sammy: I was straight, and then this thing walked in and then boom- I'm gay.

Norman: thing? I'm not a thing!

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Grant: hey Shawn, how are you today?

Shawn: feelin preeeeety gay.

Grant: I don't know why I bother asking anymore-

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Henry: *in Boris's safe house writing on the mirror* '𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝙼 𝙸 𝙽𝙾𝚆'

Bendy: *popping out from the inky floor* your mine!

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Henry: *sitting down for one damned second*

Bendy running around the corner: found ya bitch!

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Sammy and Norman watching Wally dancing on the break room table.

Norman: what do you think goes on in his mind?

Sammy: I don't think anybody quite knows.

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When I was on my trip I bought this Boris hat I found and the guy who I got it from made it his self and told me it was the only one in the world that looked like that, and it would remain that way. Guess I got a special hat then, but I really love it.