Wally and Jack watching a movie and waiting for their pizza to finish cooking in the oven.
Oven: *beeps*
Wally looking Jack dead in the eye: this is the worst part.
Wally taking it out of the oven with bare hands: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Norman new at the studio and in his office unpacking his things
Wally and Sammy walking in.
Wally: welcome
Sammy the blushing mess: we've come to hello you
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Grant: have you ever just wanted to shoot yourself right in the head?
Shawn: have you ever thought that maybe I won't fuken let ya?
Grant: :/
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Norman running into a room with Jack, Wally, Grant, and Sammy.
Norman: what's up fellow homosexuals?
Grant: I'm not gay...
Wally looking at him with no expression: it's only a matter of time.
Shawn: *walks in*
Grant: the hell just happened I'm gay now
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Wally: *parks in the handicap spot*
Jack: Wally you can't park there-
Grant: yeah, just cuz your stupid doesn't mean your handicapped.
Jack: get ready to fuckin die
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The next one shot will come out soon I'm working on it, and also one of these was based off of something that happened to me. My best friend is gay and so is my friend, so my friend comes over and says "what's up my fellow homosexuals"
And I'm just "I'm not gaAaAay"
And he looks me dead in the eye and with absolutely no expression whatsoever says "it's only a matter of time."
This dude kind of scares me. But he's also awesome so-
