Abby: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Thorn: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my fists.
Kai: NO!
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Chase: Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?
Abby, annoyed: Well aren't you rudeness and and sarcasm and, uh...
Chase: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I'll never bother you again.
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(This one is so so so so so dark but oh my gosh it's funny)
Falte: How are we going to tell her? She's gonna be devastated!
Shintaro: We'll find a way.
Abby, holding a paper: Look! I drew a picture of our big family!
Shintaro: *trying not to give her a hug*
Falte, blurting it out: Scribble Luke out
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Chase: Why can't trees give off something important, like WiFi or something?
Kai: so screw oxygen i guess
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Chase: *taps table gently*
Kai: *taps back*
Shintaro, confusing face: What are they doing?
Abby: Morse Code. Chase made Kai learn it.
Chase: *aggressively taps table*
Kai: *slams hands on table and stands up, sending chair skidding behind him*
Kai: CHASE YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-
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Falte: If he knew it was a trap, why didn't he ask for help?
Shintaro, looking up from his book: Chase?
Abby, bluntly: Ask for help?
Kai, shaking his head: Can't picture it.
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Kai: *angrily storms off*
Thorn: Oh?? You're running?? Away???
Abby: No, he's either trying to convince himself not to kill you, or he's winding up an attack that will kill you. Probably the latter.
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Abby: I sure showed those Darks, eh Dad?
Abby: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
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Linda: Were you dropped on your head as a child?!
Amy: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Linda:
Linda: What?
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Shintaro: You know, you can solve your problems without violence.
Moon: Okay, but consider: I'm really, really good at violence.
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Chase, doing absolutely nothing: Yes, you're right, I am a legend.
Kai: literally no one asked
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Moon: We're friends!
Everyone: I'm going to set you on fire.
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Chase: It's not my fault!
Shintaro, with a dad look: Then whose fault is it?
Chase, dramatically groaning and flopping onto the couch: Mine!
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
