Shintaro: I heard about something from the week I was gone that really upset me
Chase: Okay, but in my defense, Amy bet me 50 cents if I could drink all that shampoo
Shintaro: No, that's not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!
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Chase: Whoever ate my strawberry cake, admit it and you will be forgiven
Amy:
Chase: Smart. You knew I wouldn't forgive you
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[Falte and Shintaro in the living room]
Falte: Wow, it's really quiet today
Shintaro: Agreed... It's quite nice actually.
Falte:
Shintaro:
Falte, about everyone else: We should check on them
Shintaro, standing up: Urgently
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Kai: *is struggling with a can*
Abby: Do you need help with that?
Kai, sighing: Yes, actually *hands Abby the can*
Abby, giggling: *takes the Pringles out of the Pringles can*
Kai: Bless your little hands
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Chase, on the couch: I give up. I'm so tired.
Amy: Get the emergency supply!!
Kai: *comes in carrying Abby and sets in her in front of Chase*
Abby: *smiles*
Chase, leaping up: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOOO-
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Shintaro: How the heck did you get in here???
Chase: The window was open?
Shintaro: THIS IS THE 22ND FLOOR!?!?!
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Kai: Ugh, the power went out
Chase: Oh wait, I got it *starts vigorously shaking his whole body*
Kai: What the heck are you doing???
Chase, still shaking furiously: I swAlLoWeD A GlOwStiCK
Kai, on the verge of a heart attack: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Gabriel, being argued with: What?! I'm tough! I once shot a man! Um... But it was kind of an unfortunate accident.
Rachel, startled: Unfortunate??? Oh my gosh, did you kill him?? WHY DID YOU EVEN SHOOT HIM???
Gabriel: Eheh... No, but considering where I shot him, he wished I did...
The girls: ???
The guys: 😱😱😱
Gabriel: In my defense, I have bad aim and he was taller than I thought.
(i am a woman my friends. SO WHY DID I UNDERSTAND THIS THE MOMENT I SAW IT.)
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Chase: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Linda, automatically and without looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Chase: *blinks*
Chase: Fsh
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Kai: What the heck is wrong with you?!
Chase: Wow, you could start with good morning.
Kai: Good morning. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!
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Gabriel, an antisocial boi: Wait, you like me??? For my personality???????
Rachel, nodding: I know, I was surprised too.
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Amy: You're really pushing my buttons
Linda, without looking up: Which one is mute?
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Shintaro: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Thorn, proudly: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
