[Chase and Kai, after doing something stupid that was definitely Chase's idea]
Chase: Kai, it's fine, Dad won't find out
Shintaro: *walks in and leans on the doorway with crossed arms and a cool smile*
Shintaro: Hello boys.
Chase: HE KNOWS
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Falte: Okay, I figured out a fool-proof method of determining if someone is truly evil
Shintaro: And that is?
Falte: If they dislike Abby, they're evil
Shintaro: Yeah, okay, that's pretty solid logic
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Linda: That was my sarcastic voice
Moon: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice
Linda: So I've been told
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Abby: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
Thorn: The wha- No I want my gold
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Falte: Shh. Do you hear that? Do you know what that sound was?
Everyone else: No, what?
Falte, twitching: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.
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Chase: I feel like autocorrect is that kid in class who very confidently yells out wrong answers
Kai:
Kai: I hate how weird that sounds and yet I have to agree
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Rachel: Do you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Gabriel: That's called arrhythmia
Rachel: I get that feeling every time I look at y-
Gabriel: That's serious, you can die from it
Rachel: ...
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Kai: I need advice
Chase: *trying to use mozzarella sticks as chopsticks* I am here for you
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Linda, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice
Amy: Haha, guess that means you can't yell at me anymore
[later that day]
Amy: Turns out, Linda is even scarier when she's quiet
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Abby: *wakes up feeling sad*
Everyone else: *jolt awake* something's wrong
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Shintaro: Chase would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Kai:
Kai: Chase would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Chase to Nanami: Stay here, okay? If anyone tries to mess with you, go for the eyes
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Moon: I am my own person.
Moon: I listen to no one.
Moon: I make the rules.
Moon: I am the supreme leader.
Moon: What I say goes.
Moon: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.
Ruby, from another room: Moon, come here for a moment.
Moon:
Moon: Fine.
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Kai, to Abby: I would do anything for you
Kai: You want the moon? The stars? The sun? I'll get them all for you
Abby, innocently: I want you to have 3 meals a day and a regular sleeping schedule
Kai: ...
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Falte, concerned: When was the last time you slept?
Shintaro, holding his sixth cup of coffee: Yes
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
