Kai: *singing under his breath* Sometimes to stay alive you've got to kill your mind...
Shintaro: *concerned dad noises*
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Chase and Abby: We will now torture you
Kai, crossing his arms: Good luck with that
Abby: I think you're sweet and handsome
Kai, tensing: Wait...
Chase: You deserve to be cared for
Kai, backing up: No
Abby: You're feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard
Kai: I need a safe word!
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Kai: Is there something on my face?
Abby: Hm?
Kai: You keep staring at me
Abby: Shoot, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was being that obvious. There's nothing on your face, I promise
Kai: Then why the staring?
Abby: ... Honestly? I just really want to play with your hair
Kai: Okay.... Go ahead, I guess
Abby, gasping: WAIT REALLY!?!?
Kai, shrugging nonchalantly but fighting a smile: M-hmm, do whatever
Abby: *sprints out of the room and returns with brushes and clips*
Kai: *tries desperately not to burst into laughter*
~
Shintaro: *experiences an emotion*
Shintaro: *crushes it like a soda can*
Shintaro: Anyway
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Amy: I heard Chase say he was taking Kai to Dairy Queen so I sneaked into his car and they had no idea I was there
Amy: When Chase asked Kai what he wanted, I popped up from the floor and said "I was thinking about a milkshake"
Amy, grinning: I have never heard two people scream louder
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Shintaro: Falte, our can opener is broken!
Chase: So it's a can't opener?
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Chase, after consuming enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON
Kai, holding up a cross, backing himself into a corner: ⊙_⊙ what the frick what the frick what the frick what the frick what the FRICK WHAT THE FRICK WHAT THE FRICK-
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Amy: Nothing can mess you up more than the realization that the alphabet doesn't have a real reason to be in order
Everyone else: ಠ_ಠ
Kai, screaming: WHY THE FRICK HAVE YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON LAND?!?!?!
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Shintaro: Don't worry, I'm fine
Falte: You got STABBED, Shintaro! You are NOT FINE!
Shintaro: I've been stabbed before!
Falte, exasperated: You do understand that you DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY FOR STAB WOUNDS RIGHT
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Kai: Are you having second thoughts?
Chase, with a "what" face: I never have second thoughts. That's the luxury of having great first thoughts
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Chase: Maybe no one stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it
Falte: I did not eat my book, Chase
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Chase, still awake at 3 AM: When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas
Kai, eyes wide and staring at the ceiling:
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(I can SO see this happening between these two because they took forever to establish their relationship XD)
Linda: Hey, can you help me with my wedding?
Shintaro, heart sinking: Oh... you're getting married?
Linda: Yeah, I am
Shintaro, clenching his teeth: That's... nice. What do you want me to do?
Linda, grabbing his arms with an urgent face: Be my husband
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Kai, sighing: Abby, you really need an award for putting up with me
Abby, sweetly: You're my award, Kai *hugs him*
[later]
Shintaro: Linda, you need an award for putting up with me
Linda: Heck yeah I do, you can be really something sometimes
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
