Chase: My stomach growled super loud in French
Chase: I would like to clarify, my stomach didn't speak in French. It growled during French class
Falte, chuckling: Bonjour
Abby, giggling: Le growl
Amy, waggling her eyebrows in a weird way that only Amy can: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette
(Because if they ever went to school, this kind of thing would be an every day situation)
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Amy, grinning: I have a knife!
Linda: Put it down, Amy.
Amy, cackling: Make me! *sprints away*
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Shintaro: I have left instructions for everyone while I'm gone
Chase, frowning: Mine just says "Chase no"
Shintaro, nodding: I want you to apply that to every possible situation
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Chase: Are you having another depressive episode?
Kai: A depressive episode?
Kai, bluntly: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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Falte: I truly believe water can solve all your problems.
Abby, holding a book: Weight loss? Drink water.
Linda, chiming in blankly: Clear skin? Drink water.
Moon, grinning madly: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Shintaro, from the kitchen: NO?!
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Kai: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices
Kai: Then I remember that it's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time
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Stranger: Who's in charge here?
Kai, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Chase and Abby: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Chase, trying to put it out: We need an adult!!
Abby, panicking: Chase, you are an adult!! YOU'RE EIGHTEEN!!
Chase: AN ADULTIER ADULT!! Get Dad!!
(I found a quote generator where you can put in names, and this one came up perfectly as is, except I had to change Shintaro to Dad lol)
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Amy: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Moon: Yep.
Moon, booping Amy's nose: Don't think your special.
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Shintaro: I am this close to falling in love with Linda
Abby: Um, Dad, your fingers are touching..
Shintaro, staring blankly: Exactly...
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Abby: You're charged with... breaking into a pet store?
Chase: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Moon: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else to do something about it.
Moon: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Chase: Everything will be okay. You can't stop it.
Chase: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Kai: What the heck kind of pep talk is that?
Chase, grinning: Ominous positivity.
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Kai: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Chase, grinning broadly: I boiled Gatorade.
Kai: *spews it everywhere*
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Chase: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Linda, growing rage: Are you calling me short?
Chase: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
