Moon to Thorn: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Thorn, rubbing his jaw with an angry frown: And for punching me in the face?
Moon, grinning: No, you definitely deserved that.
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Moon, talking with Abby: What is Chase to you?
Abby: The reason I wake up.
Moon: Aww, that's sweet.
[earlier that morning, while everyone but Abby was awake]
Chase, entering the living room banging pans: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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Gabriel to Amy: I have feelings for you.
Amy, startled: You do??
Gabriel: Yes. I feel you're VERY annoying.
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Chase, kind of being silly with Nanami: What do you think butterflies taste like?
Amy, from the couch: They taste bad
Chase:
Chase: How-?
Amy: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THAT'S ALL YOU GET
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Moon: I want to change the world.
Shintaro: For the better?
Moon:
Shintaro: ANSWER THE QUESTION
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Amy, grinning at Chase: At least whatever's wrong with me is really really funny
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Abby, sitting devastated on the couch: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and I started thinking like it was just trying to get food what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL?!
Kai, sitting next to her: Calm down, Abby. It was just a bug. There are millions of others. Just take a breath.
Amy, blinking at Abby: You *points to her* have issues. Possibly issues worse that mine. BECAUSE I DON'T CRY WHEN I SLAP A BUG.
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Amy, shouting at the top of her lungs: I CAN'T DIE HERE!
Shintaro, bluntly going along with her random nonsense: Feel free to, though. It'll be a lot quieter.
Amy, knowing he wasn't serious: *blows raspberry*
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Chase, looking around: I can't find my phone (A/N: Even tho like none of them have a phone other than a house phone or something XD)
Shintaro: I can call you.
Chase: No, wait-
Phone ringing: you are my dad (you're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Chase:
Shintaro:
Chase:
Shintaro:
Everyone else: PFFFFFFFT-
Chase: I can explain
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[Linda and Chase are angry at each other]
Shintaro: I'll deal with Chase. You take care of Linda.
Moon: But how do I make it look like an accident?
Shintaro, shocked: I'M NOT SAYING MURDER! I mean talk to her!! Like a normal person!!
Moon, laughing: I just wanted to see your reaction and it was priceless
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Moon, to Kai: Do you play sports?
Kai, bluntly: I run away from my feelings
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Kai: *sneezes*
Abby: *silence*
Kai, curiously confused: You're not going to say bless you?
Abby: I'm sitting with you, you've clearly been blessed.
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Shintaro: Listen, you need to calm down.
Chase: *slams hands on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!?!?!
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!
