Chase: If I pull my foot off and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?
Kai: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything else.
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Abby: I'm in a horrible mood today, so everyone had better beware!
Abby: ...
Abby: No one recognizes my hints to smother me with affection.
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Falte: Don't let others ruin your day.
Chase: Yeah, you've gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!!
Falte: NO!
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Shintaro: What are you going to do?
Moon, shrugging: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.
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Abby: Can I please have some attention?
Kai, hugging her tight: HERE'S YOUR FREAKING ATTENTION.
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Moon: So, Kai, on a scale of 1 to 10, how lonely are you?
Kai: It stops at 10?
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Amy, Chase, and Kai: *screaming*
Shintaro, running into the room: What's wrong, Kai?!
Amy: Why are you asking Kai?! We're all screaming!
Shintaro, bluntly: Because Kai never screams unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you get the chance.
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Chase: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.
Kai, defending himself against a Dark: We are fighting. We are legit in the middle of a battle. Shouldn't you be thinking about something else?
Amy: But is he wrong?
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Chase: What is your biggest fear?
Kai: Being alone.
Chase, pulling a snake out of a box: Guess again, idiot.
Kai: *girly scream activated*
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Falte, in a bad mood: I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise.
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Shintaro: Why is Kai laughing so hard?
Kai: *practically on the floor without laughter*
Abby: *points to Chase, who is on the floor with his hands folded over his forehead* Chase was about to hit his head. I told him to duck and he quacked at me. And then he hit his head.
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Kai: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Moon, shrugging: Because you're sweet and funny.
Kai: Well, Chase says I'm moody and quiet, so one of you is lying.
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Abby, looking at the stars: Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
Kai, looking at her: Yeah, I guess so.
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Chase: Trust fall!
Kai: For the last time I'm not going to catch you!
Chase: I'm gonna fall!!
Kai: No!
Chase, falling backwards: I'm falling!!
Kai, leaping over two tables and catching Chase with only moments to spare: You FREAKING idiOT-
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Kai, watching a guy fight off several other guys: ha what an idiot.
Kai: *realizes it's Chase*
Kai, panic sounds: WAIT THAT'S MY IDIOT-
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Chase, trying to make casual conversation with Moon: Ever wonder if you're the bad guy in someone else's story?
Moon, tilting her head and grinning: Oh Chase, I'm the bad guy in my own story.
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Linda, freaking out: Shintaro, you're bleeding out!! I need your type!!
Shintaro, deliriously: yOu
Linda: YOU'RE BLOOD TYPE SHINTARO YOU IDIOT
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!