Murderer, on the phone: I can see you.
Chase:
Murderer:
Chase: Do I look good?
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Abby: *kisses Kai's cheek*
Kai: What is this?
Abby, giggling: Affection
Kai: Disgusting
Kai:
Kai, tapping his cheek: Do it again
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Chase: Do you ever get like... water hungry?
Falte, giving him the "what the heck" look of the century: ... Thirsty?
Chase: .-. Water hungry.
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Shintaro: *carrying all the groceries in both arms*
Linda: *reaches out to help*
Shintaro: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Linda's hand*
Linda: That's not what I- Okay
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(I am totally using this as an alternate universe quote or something where they like grew up as normal children XD)
Shintaro: when i was younger i had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it so i wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"
Linda, looking up from her book: ಠ_ಠ
Linda: THAT WAS YOU?!
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Kai, coming around the corner: What was that?
Chase, crouched on the floor: My shirt fell
Kai: It sounded a lot heavier than that...
Chase: I was in it
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Chase: Hey, what if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Kai: *quickly walks away with the whole coffee machine* What if you don't?
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Amy: Hey, what would you do if I was kidnapped?
Linda: Wait thirty minutes until you were voluntarily given back.
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Linda: Are you okay?
Kai: Yeah, I'm fine
Linda, narrowing her eyes: What exactly does fine mean?
Kai: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all
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Chase: Don't you think it's weird that people kill mosquitoes because they're annoying?
Chase: Like, man, if people did that to each other I would've been dead by now.
Kai, annoyed: indeed
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Chase: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linda, rolling her eyes but going along: I don't know. Why?
Chase: To get to the ugly witch's house
Chase: Knock knock
Linda, skeptical: Who's there?
Chase: The chicken
Linda:
Chase:
Linda: I won't punch you on one condition
Chase: What's that?
Linda: Go tell that joke to Moon right now
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Chase, grinning hysterically: *has gotten like 3 hours of sleep and is very random and weird when he's tired* I am bed, bath, and beyond-
Kai, so done with him: disappointed with you
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
