Kai: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Chase: My record is four, but I think I can do it
~
Guy: How many kids do you have?
Falte: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
~
Chase: You're right.
Kai: That's... an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
~
Abby: You should treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Kai: Killed without hesitation
Abby: ಠ_ಠ NO
~
Shintaro, tending Chase's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Chase, being stupid because he's Chase: Zero. Would not recommend.
~
Linda: You love me right Shintaro
Shintaro, narrowing his eyes at her: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
~
Kai: *stubs his toe* FRICK
Falte: Mind your language!
Kai: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"????
[silence]
Falte: Fair point.
~
Shintaro: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword
Moon, unsheathing swords: That's why I carry two swords
~
Kai: God, give me patience
Chase, who has been ticking him off: I think you mean 'God give me strength'?
Kai: If God gave me strength, you'd already be dead.
~
Thorn, addressing the Darks: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Random Dark: But... that's just a trashcan.
Thorn: WhY YeS iT iS HOw VeRy OBseRVanT oF YoU
~
Gabriel: Hey, this is gonna sound awkward but can I get dating advice?
Kai: Just because I'm with Abby doesn't mean I know how I did it
~
Chase, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake what do I name him
Kai, who is terrified of snakes: *jumps, trips, and scrambles all the way to the other side of the room whilst screaming the sentence* You did whAaAAAaAT-
Amy: William Snakespeare
~
Chase: *walks into room* Why are you on the floor?
Kai: I'm depressed
Chase: ?
Kai: Also I was stabbed can you please get Shintaro
Chase: VysjBvjBheoVV WHAT
~
COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!
