Amy: Change is inedible.
Linda: I think you meant inevitable.
Amy, spitting out pennies: No, I really didn't.
Linda: -_-
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Chase: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with a picture...
Kai: What the heck?
Linda: He's having an idea.
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Falte: Good morning.
Shintaro, who's already had a bad day: Is it? Is it really?
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Kai: We all have our demons
Kai, grabbing Chase: This one is mine
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Amy: I don't dab
Amy, pulling out knives and grinning like a maniac: I only stab
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Moon: I'm not a people person.
Everyone: You're hardly a person.
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This one is kinda crude, but oh my gosh I thought it was so funny...
[Abby and Kai in a bedroom]
Abby: Kai, you put it in the wrong hole!!!
Shintaro, kicking down the door: NOW WHAT IN THE FRICK DID I JUST HEAR???!
Falte: *materializes behind Shintaro with the "someone is going to die in a few moments and it's going to be my son" look*
Kai: Not much. I just plugged the laptop charger in the headphone jack.
(BONUS: Shintaro and Falte: *sag against the door frame in relief*)
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[before Kai was born]
Haley, patiently standing beside Falte: What is the one thing I asked you not to do?
Falte: Burn the house down.
Haley: And what did you do?
Falte: I made dinner.
Haley:
Falte:
Haley:
Falte, standing with Haley in the front yard as firemen put out a burning house: And burned the house down.
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Shintaro: So I saw a bunch of corpses in our yard...
Shintaro: Did you have anything to do with you, Moon?
Moon: Why do you automatically assume it was me?
Shintaro: *raises one eyebrow*
Moon:
Moon: All right, fair enough.
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Chase: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Kai: But you do know better.
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Linda: Sometimes love makes people do stupid things.
Amy, dramatically: I love everything!
Linda: That explains a lot.
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
