Incorrect Quotes #19

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Chase, sitting in the top bunk: I'm going to play a song for you right now

Kai: ?

Chase: It's called "my life so far"

Kai: ??

Chase: *takes deep breath, bangs cymbals* 

Chase: *high pitched screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kai: ????????!

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Abby, who has been feeling down all day, muttering to herself: I wish I was pretty

Abby: I wish I was smart

Abby: I wish I wasn't bad at things

Abby: I wish I could be better

Kai, sternly taking her shoulders and shaking her: I wish you could see you're perfect just the way you are *crushes her in his arms*

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*after Kai and Abby first got together*

Abby: I need you to promise me that you'll hold my hand whenever I'm scared.

Kai: Yeah, okay. 

Abby: *takes Kai's hand*

Kai: *looks around in confusion* What? What are you scared of??

Abby, quietly: I'm scared that if I let your hand go you'll disappear

Kai: *forgets how to breathe*

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Chase, holding a huge snowball and smiling at Kai: >:)

Kai, holding his hands up in self-defense: Don't you DARE throw that snow- *gets slammed by a snowball* GOSHDANGITCHASE-

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Falte: Well, this was almost a good idea.

Chase: You just described pretty much 90% of our plans.

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Amy: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Shintaro: Oh, we've had worse.

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Chase, writing in a journal: *writes theif*

Kai, looking over his shoulder: *takes a pencil and paper* Do you mean thief? *writes it down the right way*

Chase: Theif. *taps his pencil on his journal* 

Kai: 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'. *tapping his correct spelling*

Chase: *erases his own theif and writes something else down* Thceif. 

Kai, facepalming: NO. 

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Shintaro, quizzing Moon: Name a way to be nice to others. 

Moon, with a wide grin: Don't kill them.

Shintaro, wide eyes: That's... setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it. 

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Falte: Kai, calm down.

Kai, exasperated: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!

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Shintaro: Just be yourself, say something nice. 

Moon: Which one?? I can't do both. 

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Abby, to Chase: You really hate to be wrong.

Chase: I wouldn't know. I'm not familiar with the sensation. 

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Chase: *playing out of tune guitar to see Kai's reaction*

Kai, who was sitting peacefully on his mattress: *looks up* Do you take requests?

Chase: Yeah

Kai: Please stop.

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