Incorrect Quotes #18

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Chase, looking pleased with himself: My name is Chase, and I enjoy being a butthole to Kai. 

Kai, annoyed: YOU REALLY DO

Chase: And I find that funny.

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Kai: *yawns* 

Abby, being silly: Yeah, being gorgeous must be tiring.

Kai, going along: Then you must be exhausted.

Abby: *blushes furiously*

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Chase: *sneezes, but it sounds like this: AckhEEOOH!*

Kai: What the HECK kind of noise was THAT?

Chase: A sneeze?

Kai: THAT demonic sound was NOT a sneeze. 

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Falte: Do you think it's too late for us to change our names and flee the country? 

Shintaro: At this point, I don't think it would do us much good anyway.

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Linda: *refusing to get out of Shintaro's way until he promises her that he'll be careful* 

Shintaro, pointing accusingly at her: I'm just about to pick you up and put you some place high so you can't get down. 

(BONUS: Linda, putting her hands on her hips: You would not.)

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Amy: Oh come on, is anyone ever completely sane? 

Chase: Well, you certainly aren't.

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Linda, to Kai: You're smiling. Did something good happen? 

Kai: I can't smile just because I feel like it? 

Shintaro, to Linda: Chase tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Chase, blurting something random from the top bunk: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life

Kai, who was minding his own business, now horrified: Please never become a surgeon

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Chase: If you tear holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.

Gabriel, who was sitting on the couch reading a book: *eyes widen and eyebrows furrow* STOP.

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Falte, having a friendly conversation with Shintaro: Do you miss having the imagination of childhood? *asks as he watches Nanami play with Mr. Snuffles*

Shintaro, also watching Nanami: I never had one.

Falte, confused and concerned: An imagination or a childhood??

Shintaro, bluntly: Both.

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Abby to Thorn: *angrily* You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Thorn, with his hands on his hips: No offense, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Abby: *RAGE*

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