Random Dark: Scared?
Shintaro: Actually, years of trauma and fighting for my life against mental and physical abuse and isolation have pretty much burnt out my adrenaline response to situations like this and left me without the ability to feel normal reactions and emotions
Random Dark: What?
Shintaro: You wish
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Chase: Butter is just food lotion
Kai, so done: t h e r e ' s s o m e t h i n g w r o n g w i t h y o u
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Kai: How do people stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since
Thorn: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want revenge on existence itself
Everyone else:
Shintaro: *furiously taking notes*
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Amy: We all know you're in love with her
Gabriel: I am not in love with Rachel, shut up
Amy: I never said who
Gabriel:
Gabriel: Shoot, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-
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Kai: Chase, I ask permission to date your sister.
Chase: What is this, the Dark Ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.
Kai: *beats him with the most frantic determination anyone has ever seen him use*
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Abby, angry: Fight me!!
Thorn, having been the one to make her angry: Ha! Look at your size! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?
[later]
Shintaro, walking into the room: Um, why is Thorn rolling on the floor holding his foot?
Thorn: *grunts out angry curses as he writhes on the floor*
Chase, proudly: Abby kicked him really hard in the ankle
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Falte: I'm sorry
Shintaro: ...? For what?
Falte: oh
Falte: you haven't been in the kitchen yet then
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Amy, waving her hand over Linda's head: I'm taller than you
Linda, with her hands on her hips: Everyone's taller than me
Falte, in the background: ...
Linda, to Amy: You're not special, glitch
Falte: So... I'm special?
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Thorn: Life is like a game of chess
Kai, on the verge of a breakdown: I don't freaking know how to freaking play chess
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Thorn: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Kai: MANY, MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FREAKING FAULT!
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Amy: In this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted
Thorn, Kai, Chase: Yeet your friends
Shintaro, Falte, Ozai: What is "yeet"?
Amy: There are two kinds of people
Moon, somewhere in the distance: YEET!! *something crashes to the ground loudly*
Amy: Okay, three
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Amy: Only geniuses can say these four words really quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Kai: Oh come on, no one's falling for tha-
Chase: IAMSTUPID
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Random Dark: Don't move or I'll shoot Thorn!
Chase:
Thorn: Chase I know I can't die but I can still feel pain so please don't
Chase:
Random Dark:
Thorn:
Chase: *break dances while keeping eye contact with Thorn*
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Chase: I have good news and bad news
Chase: Which first?
Kai, skeptically: Good news
Chase: I will never do it again
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